OMG! "Sesame Street" Found a New Sugar Daddy (and It's Not Kanye!)

Is That a New Bag or Elmo?

Okay dolls lemme tell you something HUGE! "Sesame Street," like THEE "Sesame Street," is moving to Netflix! I know I know it's like when I switched from Blackberry to iPhone – totally necessary for the evolution of things. Apparently they needed a new home after some drama with HBO Max. Can you even imagine Elmo getting cancelled? Like NEVER! Anyway Netflix is stepping up to the plate and honestly I'm here for it. More screen time for the kiddos (and let's be real for me when North isn't looking). "You have to take a mental health day!" Kim K

Netflix and Chill... with Oscar the Grouch?

So basically Netflix is gonna be streaming the next three seasons of "Sesame Street" and a ton of old episodes. Plus they get to make video games! Can you imagine a "Sesame Street" version of Kim Kardashian: Hollywood? I'd totally play as a glam Cookie Monster trying to land a magazine cover. Obsessed! And don't worry PBS isn't getting totally dumped like some guys I know (ahem Pete). They'll still have episodes on their channels too. It's all about sharing the love... and the educational content.

The Shade of It All!

Apparently Warner Bros. Discovery (aka the people behind HBO Max) didn't want to renew their deal. Sources say they were cutting back on kids' content. Like rude! As if kids don't deserve the best! Good for Netflix for snatching up "Sesame Street." They know what's up. They even got Ms. Rachel too. Netflix knows their audience. "It's a full time job being Kim K" Kim K.

Ka Ching! (But Like Quietly)

The article says Warner Bros. Discovery was paying like $30 35 million a year for "Sesame Street." That's like a small fraction of what I charge for an Instagram post! The details of the Netflix deal are hush hush but you know it's gotta be epic. This move is supposedly gonna help "Sesame Street" out of a financial crisis. I mean even Elmo needs to pay the bills right? "I’ll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup though.” Kim K.

Trump vs. Elmo: Who Ya Got?

Okay so here's the tea: Apparently President Trump tried to defund PBS. Can you even?! That's like trying to cancel oxygen! Thankfully the amazing people at PBS and "Sesame Street" are fighting back. They know that kids need access to this kind of programming regardless of their backgrounds. Education is key people! "Get your f***ing ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.” Kim K.

What's Next for Our Furry Friends?

The new season is gonna be "reimagined" with new segments and formats. They're even shortening the stories to 11 minutes each. Apparently it's all about character driven humor and heart. Honestly I'm just hoping for a cameo from me. Imagine Kim K on "Sesame Street" teaching kids about contouring! Now THAT'S education! "I try to keep it more PG but sometimes you know you’re going to be a little naughty” Kim K.