Stephen Curry Eyes Post-NBA Life: From Bourbon to Broadcasting, the Man's Got More Plans Than a Griffin Has Feathers!

The End of an Era? Not Bloody Likely!

Alright alright settle down you lot. Heard the news about this Stephen Curry fellow. Says he's thinking about what to do *after* tossing that ball around. Retirement they call it. As if a man can just stop once he's tasted a bit of coin and fame. Makes you wonder if he's been talking to a doppler. Anyway apparently he's got more plans than a Temerian noble has debts. Broadcasting owning teams even chasing those little white balls on the green. Seems like he's got the ambition of a striga after a midnight snack. Hmm might need to look into that bourbon brand of his 'Gentleman's Cut' for research purposes of course. Gotta keep the ol' Witcher senses sharp you know.

From Hoops to...Headsets? Curry's Calling the Shots!

So this Curry fella fancies himself a broadcaster does he? Says he's gonna consider yapping about games after he's done playing them. Reminds me of Dandelion after a few pints of ale – always got an opinion whether you asked for it or not. But hey maybe he's got a knack for it. At least it's better than shilling for some Nilfgaardian soap. 'I would be more patient,' he says. Smart man. Patience is a virtue especially when dealing with contracts that could make even a dragon hoard look like spare change. Remember never trust a bard’s promises or a merchant's smile and maybe add ‘or a sports announcer’s prediction’ to that list.

Team Owner? Now That's a Power Play!

Following in the footsteps of Michael Jordan eh? Wants to own a team call the shots. Well good luck to him. Running a sports team is probably like wrangling a room full of drunken dwarves – loud chaotic and someone's always starting a fight. He says he wants to have an impact on how a franchise is operated. He’s interested in buying a WNBA team. Sounds like a headache to me. Still if he can pull it off more power to him. Just hope he doesn't end up like some of those nobles lining their pockets while the team goes to rot. Always remember: Evil is evil lesser greater middling… Makes no difference.

Golf? Now He's Just Showing Off

And now the cherry on top: golf. This Curry thinks he can just waltz onto the PGA Tour Champions when he's old and gray? I've seen drowners with a better swing. But he won that celebrity tournament so maybe he's got something to him. Says it's a long way off since he's not even 50 yet. But he says he is a scratch golfer. Still golf? After basketball and business? Man's got more energy than a Leshen on a blood moon. Well if he pulls it off I'll eat my hat. Which admittedly would be quite a feat seeing as I don't wear one.

The Coin Keeps Flowing...

Let's not forget the coin. Curry's raking it in apparently. Signed a one year $62.6 million extension. He's the first player to make 40 50 and 60 million in a season. That's enough to make even a Redanian King blush. All that money and he still wants more? Well can't blame him really. Money makes the world go round or so they say. Just hope he remembers to toss a few coins to his Witcher when he's swimming in it. Witchers need love too you know.

Final Thoughts: Stay Tuned Folks!

So there you have it. Stephen Curry future sports mogul broadcaster extraordinaire and maybe even a golfer. Time will tell if he can pull it all off. But one thing's for sure: this fella's got ambition. More than I've got patience for Gwent players that's for sure. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a contract to fulfill. Seems a griffin's been bothering some farmers. And I've got a feeling this job's gonna pay more than Curry throws away on golf balls. Hmm...golf balls… Perhaps I could use them as ammunition for my crossbow? Food for thought. Roach let's ride!