Tesla's Sales in the Toilet?! Musk's Political Shenanigans Sink the Ship!

Say Hello to My Little Problem!

Alright listen up! Tony Montana's got something to say about this Tesla bullshit. I read this thing see about how Tesla delivered only 336,681 cars in the first quarter. What the fuck is that?! A 13% drop? That's like getting shot in the back eh? And after their stock had the worst quarter since '22? Unbelievable! I used to think Musk was a smart cookie now he's playing politics I guess he forgot the first rule don't get high on your own supply! First you get the money then you get the power then you get the cars delivered! Now he's busy with DOGE Department of Government Efficiency or whatever that crap is. Efficiency my ass! He should be worried about efficiency on the damn production line!

Production? More Like Produc SHIT!

They made 362,615 cars but couldn't even sell them all? That's like cooking up a mountain of cocaine and then hiding it under the mattress! Investors were expecting 360,000 to 370,000 deliveries. They were expecting! I expected to wake up with Michelle Pfeiffer in my bed every morning but life ain't always what you expect is it? Last year they did 386,810 deliveries. What happened? Did they run out of batteries? Maybe they should call me I know how to move product if you know what I mean. And they better start making those deliveries or their stock is gonna go down the drain.

Dan Ives: Friend or Foe?

This Wedbush guy Dan Ives he's usually all lovey dovey with Tesla but even he's calling this a 'fork in the road moment'. Fork in the road? This ain't no damn road it's a freakin' cliff! He says these numbers are 'bad' and 'a disaster on every metric.' No shit Sherlock! Maybe he needs a little 'motivation' to see things my way eh? Maybe he needs to get close to the fire to see how serious Montana is.

Model 3 Model Y Model...Why Bother?

So they made a bunch of Model 3s and Model Ys 345,454 of them and only sold 323,800. And those Cybertrucks? 12,881 deliveries? That thing looks like it was designed by a blind monkey on crack! Musk thinks the Model Y will be the 'bestselling car on Earth again'? Dream on pal. You're competing with everybody now. It is like being in the Mariel harbor waiting to come to the U.S. too many competitors and only one winner. I do not want that.

Politics: A Pain in the Ass!

All this crap with Musk playing politician it's hurting business. Protests boycotts even 'criminal activity' targeting Teslas? That's bad for business very bad. He's spending millions to get Trump back in the White House and leading this DOGE thing. What is he crazy? He's messing with Europe too promoting some anti immigrant party in Germany? The business in Europe sucks because of him. Musk should focus on building cars not building walls!

Canada... A Real Hockey Puck Move!

Canada is investigating those Tesla sales? Seems like Musk was trying to milk the Canadian government for EV subsidies before the program ended. Canada froze the subsidies; they didn't see the vision too bad. It is all connected to the company's 36% stock tank. That's like losing a mountain of cocaine. Tony Montana is not happy. So I have one thing to say to these assholes. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!