Hulk report on crane falling down at SpaceX, OSHA sniffing around, and rocket still not going to Mars. Hulk think they need bigger crane... and maybe less boom!
Hulk report on crane falling down at SpaceX, OSHA sniffing around, and rocket still not going to Mars. Hulk think they need bigger crane... and maybe less boom!

Crane No Fly! Crane Fall Down!

Hulk see news! puny crane at SpaceX Musk's place in Texas go SMASH! Not Hulk smash but still… crane supposed to lift things not become pile of metal! OSHA little guys with clipboards coming to look. Maybe they think Hulk do it? Hulk was busy smashing… uh… doing important science things!

OSHA Come Sniffing!

These OSHA people they poke around. Hulk remember what Banner say something about 'due diligence' and 'workplace safety'. Hulk think they should worry more about giant green rage monster but what Hulk know? They ask questions write on clipboards. Probably blame Hulk anyway! Hulk say 'Hulk not break crane but Hulk understand crane frustration!'

SpaceX Hurt People Before!

News say SpaceX not so good at keeping people safe. Someone die before! Hulk think maybe need more gamma radiation? No wait… Hulk mean maybe need better safety stuff. Banner always say 'With great power comes great responsibility'. Musk have big rockets should have big responsibility too!

Musk Cut Help for Workers? Hulk MAD!

Hulk hear Musk try to make government smaller cut money for OSHA! Make them weaker! Hulk think that STUPID! If no one watch who stop crane from falling? Hulk think Musk need a time out. Maybe Hulk give him one! Hulk HATE when puny humans risk other puny humans!

Rocket Still No Go to Mars. Hulk Bored!

This Starship rocket big boom machine! Supposed to go to Mars. Hulk see explosions! Make Hulk laugh a little but also Hulk concerned. If rocket keep going BOOM how Hulk get to Mars to smash things there? Maybe Hulk should volunteer. Hulk good at smashing. Banner say Hulk 'unconventional problem solver'. Hulk think that compliment!

NASA Money Shrinking? Hulk Need Answers!

NASA give SpaceX money. Lot of money! But now maybe less money? Hulk not understand puny human finance but Hulk know less money mean less rocket less moon landing less Mars smashing! Congress need to give NASA more money! Or Hulk SMASH Congress! Hulk not playing around!


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