Hulk SMASH! Tesla in Crisis? Musk Needs to Focus, or Hulk Will!

Puny Humans Worry About Tesla?

Hulk read news. Puny humans worried about Tesla! They say Elon Musk not paying attention. Tesla stock go down down down! Hulk think... maybe Hulk should drive Tesla? But Hulk too big! Tesla would break! And if Tesla break Hulk get angry! YOU WOULDN'T LIKE HULK WHEN HE'S ANGRY!

Musk's Shiny Distractions!

These 'investors' yell about Musk doing other stuff. Something called DOGE? Sounds like little dog! Musk should make Tesla better not play with dogs! Hulk busy saving world can't worry about electric cars. But if Musk not careful Hulk might need to smash some Teslas! For science of course! Hulk always smash for science.

Forty Hours? Hulk Work Harder Than That!

They want Musk to work 40 hours a week. Pathetic! Hulk work 24/7 smashing things! No time for sleep when bad guys around! Musk need to focus! Tesla need strong leader not someone who likes to talk and not put in the 'Smash'!... Hulk mean work.

Succession Plan? Hulk Should Be CEO!

Succession plan? What that mean? Oh who take over when Musk gone? Hulk volunteer! Hulk CEO! Hulk make Tesla GREEN! No more gas! All ELECTRIC! And all cars would be Hulk sized! Room for smash! And no traffic because cars fly... Hulk mean jump... really far! Hehehe.

Reputation Plummeting? Hulk No Like Bad Reputation!

Tesla reputation go down? Hulk no like! Good name important! Hulk has good name... when Hulk not angry. Angry Hulk just misunderstood! Musk making Tesla look bad. Hulk thinks Musk needs to stop talking and start doing! Or Hulk will help... with smashing. 'Hulk smash politics!' that's what Hulk always says!

Board Members and Burritos? Hulk Confused!

New board member from Chipotle? What that have to do with cars? Does Tesla now sell burritos? Hulk like burritos! But Hulk like Tesla to be good car company more! This all make Hulk's head hurt! Hulk need to go smash something to feel better! Maybe Hulk smash the patriarchy... or maybe just some bad robots.