Waymo's Robotaxi Empire: Is This My New Ride to Skims HQ?

OMG Waymo is the Future?

Okay dolls lemme tell you I'm all about innovation especially when it makes my life easier. Like contouring with KKW Beauty was revolutionary right? Now Alphabet's Waymo is out here delivering OVER 250,000 PAID robotaxi rides a week! Can you even imagine? No more waiting for my driver in traffic. It's like 'Kim there's people that are dying,' but also 'Kim needs to get to her meeting on time!' LOL. I'm picturing myself rolling up to Skims HQ in a Waymo looking flawless while everyone else is stuck in traffic. Goals.

Partnerships and Possibilities Honey!

Sundar Pichai the CEO of Alphabet said Waymo is exploring ALL the options! Partnerships with Uber? Automakers? Businesses that take care of these futuristic cars? GENIUS! It's like building an empire one collab at a time. Remember when I collaborated with Fendi? ICONIC. Waymo is doing that but with like *actual* cars. They are smart to do it cause 'Nobody wants to work these days' but I am sure a Robot don't mind.

Personal Robotaxi Ownership?!

Okay this is where it gets interesting. Pichai mentioned 'future optionality around personal ownership.' So like could I own my OWN Waymo? Imagine the possibilities! Custom interior a built in glam room a champagne fridge...the possibilities are endless! Plus think of the 'grammable moments. A girl can dream right?

Beating Tesla to the Punch (Again)

Alright let's be real. Tesla's been promising robotaxis forever. It's like when someone promises to show up to your party and then ghosts you. SO rude! Waymo on the other hand is actually *doing* it. They're already running commercial driverless ride hailing services in multiple cities. Talk about a slay!

Elon's Shade (As Usual)

Of course Elon Musk had to throw shade. He's always got something to say doesn't he? He called Waymo's vehicles 'very expensive' and 'low volume.' Honey success isn't always about quantity; it's about quality! But let's be honest he's probably just jealous that Waymo is making moves while he's...tweeting. Don't be shady be a lady.

The Future is Now (and It's Driverless)

So what does this all mean? The future is here and it's driverless. Waymo is leading the charge and I am HERE for it. From Skims HQ to the Met Gala I'm ready to ride in style no driver required. Maybe I'll even name my Waymo. Hmm...North? Saint? Chicago? Psalm? Decisions decisions! But for real good for them I love when people work hard and are innovative! It is really so inspirational!