OMG! Trump's Tariffs Messing With My Car Choices! Will I Survive?!

Wait What's Happening With My Ride?!

Okay dolls so I saw this article and I HAD to talk about it. Apparently Jaguar Land Rover is like pausing shipments to the U.S. because of Trump's tariffs. Tariffs? Sounds like a fancy word for 'making things complicated,' right? Like seriously can't everyone just get along? I need my car options people! This is almost as bad as finding out they're out of Yeezys in my size.

Is This My Villain Origin Story?

So like this whole thing is because of some 25% tariff on imported cars. Twenty five percent! That's practically a whole KKW Beauty contour kit! I can't even begin to imagine. They are saying its a trade war! I'm like am I going to have to start building my own cars now? Someone get Kanye on the phone; maybe he can design something chic and eco friendly. It would be so visionary and on brand! I swear this drama is more intense than a season finale of *The Kardashians*.

Jaguar Land Rover Don't Leave Me!

Jaguar Land Rover is saying that the U.S. is super important for their luxury brands. Like duh! Who doesn't love a fancy car? But they're pausing stuff in April while they figure things out. April! That's practically summer! I need my drop top for those Malibu drives you know? This feels like when I couldn't decide between two Birkin bags – pure anxiety!

Supply Chains Tariffs and Tears

Apparently all these tariffs are messing with the global car industry. Something about supply chains and manufacturing in North America. Honestly it's all a bit much for my brain before my morning matcha. But the important thing is that these car companies might raise prices pause production or even *gasp* lay people off! This is too much negativity for my aura. I'm manifesting good vibes only!

Cool and Calm Heads? More Like Panic and Prada!

So the U.K. Prime Minister is saying they're going to be 'cool and calm' about it all. Cool and calm? Honey I only know panic and Prada! Like seriously someone get me Kris Jenner on speed dial; she'll negotiate something. She can manifest results! Maybe she can convince Trump to give us all a break and focus on something more important... like my next Skims drop.

Living for the Drama!

Okay dolls I'm officially stressed. But you know what? Drama is basically my middle name (it's actually Noel but work with me). So I'll be keeping you updated on this whole car situation. Stay tuned because you know I'll find a way to make lemonade out of these tariff lemons. XOXO!