OMG! Kering Gets a CEO Makeover: From Cars to Couture?!

Wait a Car Guy in Fashion? Seriously?

Okay dolls so I heard the tea – Kering the powerhouse behind Gucci and Saint Laurent might be bringing in Luca de Meo as their new CEO. Like the guy who used to run Renault? Is this 'Keeping Up With the Kering dashians' or what? The French newspaper 'Le Figaro' spilled the beans and everyone's buzzing even though Kering is all 'No comment.' But let's be real a 10% jump in their stock price speaks louder than words honey! You know what they say 'Buy high sell higher!' ...or something like that. I gotta call Kris and get her take on this... it's giving major drama!

Gucci Gucci Gucci: The Struggle is Real

So apparently Gucci's been having a *moment*. You know the kind where sales are kinda... blah. Kering's stock has dropped more than my extensions on a windy day. But they are working on succession planning to turn it around. Can you even imagine? But if anyone can handle a turnaround it's me Kim K! Maybe I should call up François Henri Pinault and offer my services? I mean who knows more about brand reinvention than me? Plus I can teach them how to contour their way to success it's a win win!

From Zero to Hero: Can He Pull a Renault on Gucci?

This Luca guy seems legit. He apparently turned Renault around and their shares went up like crazy! Good for him! Analysts are saying he's got the 'brand management and marketing' thing down which is like totally essential in the luxury world. But here's the thing: cars and couture are like totally different universes. Can he handle the pressure of picking the right shade of nude for the next KKW Beauty collab? Asking the *real* questions here people!

The Luxury Game is a Whole Different Level BTW

Citi analysts are saying that turning around a luxury brand is like way harder than fixing a car company. You have to deal with picky shoppers (like me!) and everyone wants the 'it' brand not the 'in transition' brand. Plus you have to spend a fortune on 'investment commitment,' which I'm assuming means like amazing runway shows and influencer trips to exotic islands? Sounds tough! Maybe they should just hire North to design everything. She's got *vision*.

Sales Down? Time for a Kardashian Intervention!

Kering's sales are down 14%? That's like a *crisis*. Gucci sales are the worst down 25%! This is where I come in. Maybe I should do a collaboration with them? A SKIMS x Gucci collection? Imagine the possibilities! Shapewear that's also high fashion? Groundbreaking! I'd wear it to like every event! This whole situation is giving me anxiety.

Watch Out Fashion World Here He Comes!

So yeah Luca de Meo might be the new head honcho at Kering. It's a wild move but hey you never know! Maybe he'll bring a fresh perspective and shake things up. Or maybe he'll crash and burn faster than you can say 'Gucci belt bag.' Either way I'll be watching with my popcorn and my perfectly contoured cheekbones. Stay tuned dolls because this is one reality show I'm *not* missing! As my mom always says 'You're doing amazing sweetie!'