Say Hello to My Little Oil Barrel! Iran-Israel Feud Fuels Price Frenzy

First You Get the Oil Then You Get the Power!

Alright listen up you punks. This whole Iran Israel thing? It's gettin' hot like a Miami summer. These eggheads in suits are runnin' around like chickens with their heads cut off tryin' to figure out if the price of oil is gonna go to the moon. Me? I'm watchin' the action seein' where the smart money goes. Trump's screamin' for 'unconditional surrender'? He sounds like my ex wife Elvira. Always wantin' somethin' for nothin'.

Strait of Hormuz: The Chokepoint of Dreams

This Strait of Hormuz eh? That's the real action right there. If Iran slams the door on that sucker the whole world's gonna feel the squeeze. Like when I couldn't get enough blow back in Little Havana. Remember that feeling? Panic man pure panic. These analysts they're worried about 'major supply disruptions.' I call it opportunity chico. Opportunity!

Missile Exchanges? Sounds Like My Weekends

This John Evans guy from PVM he's talkin' 'bout a 'blanket of unease' over the oil markets. Unease? I thrive on unease! This is where the big boys play. The price is goin' up down all around. These oil execs from TotalEnergies Shell EnQuest? They are sweating. They know that if the missiles start flyin' more the price is gonna be crazy.

South Pars: Gas Field Gone Wild!

So the Israelis hit Iran's gas field South Pars. Now Iran is pissed and stoppping some production. Good. It means less gas and more demand. This is business 101 people! It's shared with Qatar? So what? I shared my mansion with Manny but that didn't stop me from yellin' at him every five minutes!

Roulette Baby! You Bet Your Barrel

This other guy Per Lekander he's sayin' the oil market was already 'bad' before this whole mess. Too much supply not enough demand. He even thinks this conflict could bring prices down *after* it's over. What a freakin' comedian! He thinks producers are gonna produce and hedge as much as they can. Smart move but not smart enough. He calls it 'roulette.' I call it Tuesday. With more explosions.

Say Goodnight to the Bad Guys: The Schork Report Knows What's Up

Now we're talkin'! Stephen Schork gets it. He says oil could go way up if this thing escalates. He's seein' a 5% chance of oil hitting $103 a barrel. And maybe even $160! This is better than finding a suitcase full of cash I tell you! This guy knows the risks and he ain't scared. He said that it could be as bad as when Iraq invaded Kuwait. Time to invest in the oil! Maybe it is time to get back in the business!