Hulk Smash Trade War! US and China Try Not to Make Hulk Angry!

Hulk No Like Trade Wars!

Hulk hear puny humans in US and China TALK! TALK! TALK! About rare earth things and... techno what now? China say they maybe let shiny rocks leave the country. US say they maybe stop being mean to China! Hulk think this is good... maybe. Less fighting less for Hulk to SMASH! But Hulk not stupid. This all sound like Banner's science words. Complicated! Hulk want simple. Hulk want peace. Hulk want to be left ALONE!

Trump Talk Like Hulk... Sometimes

Orange haired man in White House – Trump they call him – he say they sign deal with China! Hulk think 'Ha! Maybe Hulk should run world! Everyone do what Hulk say!' But then... someone else say 'No no Trump just mean they AGREED to TALK MORE!' ARGH! Hulk HATE when humans not say what they MEAN! It make Hulk... GRRRRRRR!

London Calling... For Agreements!

Hulk hear whispers of meetings in London. Fancy men in suits TALK TALK TALK about Geneva something or other. Hulk remember Geneva... that time with Abomination? Bad memories. These talks supposed to make US and China stop glaring at each other. But Hulk still see the anger in their eyes! Like Hulk when Banner try to take control! Not good.

Rare Earths: Shiny Rocks of DOOM!

These 'rare earths' are important puny humans say. They make phones work make cars go make Hulk MAD when they disappear! Both sides want to keep them. Like Hulk and his pants. These rocks are 'bargaining chip'? What is THAT? Is it something to eat with chips? Hulk confused! If China and US get angry over rocks Hulk will SMASH BOTH!

90 Days of... What?

They agree to be nice for 90 days? Like Hulk agreeing to not SMASH for a whole movie? Impossible! Humans make deals they can't keep. Hulk see it all the time. This will end in shouting. Hulk will need earplugs... or maybe just SMASH the speakers so he doesn't hear it! Hulk rather smash than listen to boring economics like Banner always reading.

Hulk Say: Keep It Simple!

Hulk no trust fancy words and deals. Hulk trust SMASH! But Hulk try to be good. For Banner. So Hulk say: US and China play nice! Don't make Hulk angry. You wouldn't like Hulk when he's angry! Now Hulk go find something green to eat. Maybe a very large broccoli. And maybe SMASH a small car for stress relief. Just a little one.