Hulk Smash Trade War! Tech Stocks Roar, But Tariffs Still Make Hulk Angry!

Hulk See Green! Market Go Up!

Puny humans celebrate! Market like Hulk – strong! Dow Jones reach 40,000 again! S&P 500 and Nasdaq jump like Hulk jump over buildings! Tech stocks make Hulk... less angry. But... something smell funny.

Tariffs Make Hulk Fume! Like Bad Banner Experiment!

Intel guy Zinsner say tariffs make recession more likely. Tariffs like little mosquito bites that make Hulk want to SMASH! China say no trade talk with US. Trump say yes trade talk! Like Hulk argue with Banner in head! Make Hulk confused!

Alphabet Smart! Google Make Money!

Alphabet company of Google and YouTube make lots of money! Revenue go up 12%! Even with robot brains trying to steal their lunch money. Hulk like money. Money buy Hulk big pants... that Hulk always smash.

Intel Beat Expectations But Future Look Like Gamma Storm!

Intel make more money than humans think but say future not so good because of tariffs. Like Hulk beat Abomination but know next fight coming. Always another monster to SMASH!

Trump Say China Say Who Tell Truth? Hulk Just Want Smash!

Trump say trade talks happen. China say NO TALK! Sounds like Avengers argue about plan! Hulk just want to punch the problem! Maybe diplomacy work for puny humans but Hulk prefer direct approach!

Mag 7 No So Mighty? Hulk Still Mighty!

Some fancy stocks not doing so good but Hulk not worry! Hulk always strong! Market go up market go down Hulk just keep SMASHING! And maybe invest in big stretchy pants company.