Hulk Hear Talk-Talk: US and China STILL Talkin'! (Hulk Smash...Eventually?)

Little Men Talk Hulk Listen (Sometimes)

Hulk hear little men in suits – from America and China – they talk talk again. Chinese guy Ma Zhaoxu and American guy Christopher Landau have phone call. They say important things! But they don't SAY what things ARE! Hulk think maybe they talk about who has biggest missiles? Or maybe who can make best noodles? Hulk want noodles.

US Say China Say Everybody Say...Nothin'?

Both sides say same thing: 'We talk. It important.' Like when puny Banner try to explain science to Hulk. Hulk understand NOTHING! Just more words words words! Hulk think they say 'Don't make Hulk angrier!' But Hulk ALREADY ANGRY! Where is the action? Where is the smashing?!

Punch and Judy Show (But with Tariffs!)

They punch each other with words! China mad about America say no to their brain chips (AI stuff). Especially those from Huawei – sound like sneeze! China say America is bully! Like Loki always try to trick Thor. But Thor just smash Loki. Maybe America should smash China? No! Banner say 'diplomacy'. Hulk say 'SMASH!'

Trade War? More Like Trade SNARL!

They say they stop tariffs! Like when Hulk try to stop car. But car STILL MOVING! These little men make deals that mean...NOTHING! Hulk want real change! Hulk want world without little men always arguing! Is that too much to ask?

Huawei? More Like Hua WHY Bother?

America say 'Don't use China chips!' China say 'Hey! Those our chips!' Hulk say 'Who cares? Hulk smash all chips!' Everything break anyway when Hulk around. Maybe Hulk should be diplomat? Nah. Hulk better at smashing.

Hulk's Got a Point (Even If It's Pointy and Green)

So they talk. They yell. They make deals. But nothing change. Hulk still angry. World still messed up. Maybe Hulk need to smash some sense into these little men. Or maybe Hulk just need nap. Hulk will decide. But they better not make Hulk angrier! 'That's my secret Captain. I'm always angry.'