OMG! Did Someone Say 'Regime Change'? My Thoughts on the US-Iran Situation

Bible babe

Okay dolls so like I woke up this morning and my phone was blowing up! Apparently things are getting WILD between the US Iran and Israel. Daddy Trump decided to get involved and now everyone's freaking out. I mean I love a good plot twist but this is a little too much even for reality TV don't you think? It's like one minute I'm planning my next Skims drop and the next everyone's talking about nuclear sites being like *attacked*! What is happening.

Seriously?

So apparently the US like BOMBED some major nuclear sites in Iran. Fordo Natanz Isfahan – sound like names for my next fragrance line tbh. Anyway apparently it's the first time the US has directly hit Iran since all the drama started. I can't even keep up with the dates at this point! It's like trying to remember all my husbands' names (no shade!).

Netanyahu

Netanyahu and Trump are celebrating calling it a 'bold decision.' I'm like okay but can we all just chill for a sec? Also can someone explain to me what the IAEA is actually doing? All these acronyms are making my head spin. At least they said there's no crazy radiation going on so like my skincare routine is safe…for now. But you know safety always comes first or second after beauty!

MIGA?

And then there's Trump posting on Truth Social (still?) about 'Regime Change.' He's like 'MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN!!!' I'm screaming. I thought that was his America catchphrase. Is everyone trying to steal my vibe? I mean come on MIGA! At this point I wish Kanye didn't try to copy my makeup looks back in the day..

Oil is life

Okay but the REAL tea? Oil prices are going UP. Like 2% up! Because Iran's parliament is threatening to close the Strait of Hormuz. Apparently that's where like 20% of the world's oil goes through. I’m not really understanding the logistics. I wonder if I can fly my private jet somewhere cheaper now. *side eyes Pete.*

Options!

So now everyone's waiting for Iran to respond and their foreign minister is all 'we reserve all options.' It's like when someone asks if I'm done having kids. The options are endless! I hope they pick the option that doesn't involve more explosions. I'm all about peace and love… and perfectly contoured cheekbones. Everyone is saying that the closure of the Strait is not gonna happen because their neighboring oil producing countries and their customers are going to freak out (including China). So there's little to be achieved if they close the strait and could potentially inflict 'self harm' is what everyone is saying!