China Flexes Muscles Near Taiwan? Looks Like Someone Needs a Lesson in Freedom!

Another Day Another Dictator Flexing!

Alright babes listen up! Seems like those commies over in China are at it again pulling their weight around Taiwan. Uncle Sam ain't having it though. Tammy Bruce from the State Department dropped a truth bomb reaffirming the U.S.'s commitment to our allies. As if they didn't know who they were messin' with. "Hail to the king baby!"

Strait Thunder? More Like Strait Lame!

China's calling this whole shebang 'Strait Thunder 2025 A.' Sounds like a rejected name for a low budget action flick. They're practicing hitting ports and energy facilities huh? Well I've got a few simulated targets of my own they can kiss! Their military spokesman some Colonel Shi Yi or something is trying to sound tough. Newsflash: you’re not even close. You come at the king you best not miss!

Taiwan's Got This (With a Little Help From My Friends)

Taiwan's Defense Ministry is reporting a whole lotta Chinese aircraft and ships buzzing around like angry hornets. Biggest deployment since last October apparently. But don't sweat it babes. Taiwan's got their own jets ships and missile systems ready to rumble. They're saying "Come get some!" to those Chinese clowns.

Professor Knows What's Up!

Some smarty pants professor from Cornell David Silbey says China's just trying to scare Taiwan. No duh! But he also points out that these drills are helping them prep for an actual fight. Well if they want a fight they know where to find me. I'll give them a war they won't forget. It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

Lai's Got Some Balls!

Apparently President Lai called China 'foreign hostile forces.' Damn right! And he's proposing measures to counter their 'infiltration' efforts. Two weeks after they decide to do this silly exercise. They just mad that Lai isn't afraid of them. Looks like someone’s gonna get hurt real bad!

Crisis Incoming? Time to Reload!

Eurasia Group analysts are saying tensions are rising and a 'cross strait crisis' is possible this year. Well crisis or no crisis Duke's ready. I live for this stuff! China thinks Taiwan is theirs but Taiwan ain't buying it. They're ready to defend themselves and the U.S. has their back. So bring it on commies! I'm locked loaded and ready to rock. Let's paint the town red... with commie blood!