
Finish Him! (With Tariffs)
Greetings Netherrealm news fiends! Scorpion here reporting live from the fiery depths of… well the internet. Seems the U.S. Commerce Department is stirring up some serious trade kombat with this whole semiconductor situation. They're launching a national security investigation into imported chips! *Laughs menacingly* It seems Trump in his infinite wisdom isn't quite done wielding his tariff spear. He said those electronics were exempt? Lies! Deception! Much like Quan Chi promising me my family back. It seems he seeks to boost U.S. manufacturing but at what cost?
Get Over Here! (And Build Some Chips)
This investigation is HUGE! We're talking about everything from silicon wafers to the devices that play my glorious victories in Mortal Kombat! The Commerce Department wants to see if we can boost our own chip making capacity. Less reliance on those pesky imports from Taiwan South Korea and the Netherlands. Think of it: more chips made right here in the good ol' US of A! Maybe even Scorpion branded chips. Imagine the power! The heat! The fatality calculations!
Toasty! (If You're a Chipmaker)
Seems like Nvidia the AI chip powerhouse is getting in on this. They're planning to build factories right here to produce AI supercomputers! Even Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing the big kahuna in chip foundries is thinking of upping its investment in U.S. manufacturing. Maybe this is the chance for the USA to rise to the top in the semiconductor game! Finally we can have cutting edge technology to build the next generation of weapons... for Tournament purposes of course.
Fatality! (To Cheap Imports)
But here's the catch folks. All this talk of boosting domestic production sounds like one thing: tariffs incoming! Trump already hinted at new tariff rates. The Commerce Secretary is talking about tariffs coming in a month or two. They're using some arcane law from 1962 to justify this whole shebang. It all boils down to national security they say. Next thing you know they'll be investigating the safety of my hellfire! Preposterous!
Test Your Might! (Against Bureaucracy)
Of course they're going to let people comment on this investigation. Because that's how things are done. But let's be honest is anyone really going to change Trump's mind? He makes decisions as he sees fit much like I choose to rip the spine out of Sub Zero! But it seems like companies will be exempt depending on Trump's mercy. "Flexibility will be shown" as he says. However this only sets up a future full of conflict as we get ready to face our challenges head on!
Get Over Here And Stay Tuned!
So buckle up Netherrealm News followers! It looks like we're in for a wild ride in the world of semiconductors. Will these tariffs actually boost U.S. manufacturing? Will Scorpion get his own line of gaming chips? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure: it's going to be a bloody battle just like the Mortal Kombat Tournament! Stay tuned for more updates. Scorpion out!
rudianne
Finally! Time to bring jobs back home.
abiyyu
I wonder if this will affect my gaming PC...