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Scorpion reports on the hidden weaknesses in the U.S. stock market, revealing how a few tech giants masked a broader decline before tariffs took center stage. image

Get Over Here and Witness the Stock Market's Impending Doom!

Sat 19 April, 2025 11:55
3 minutes to read

Scorpion analyzes Goldman Sachs' call-buying strategy, offering his fiery take on navigating the treacherous earnings season with a healthy dose of vengeance. image

To Hell With Your Portfolio! Scorpion's Guide to Crushing Wall Street (Or Getting Crushed Trying!)

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:07
2 minutes to read

A whirlwind of market movements sees Hertz rising from the ashes like a vengeful specter, while UnitedHealth takes a brutal spear to the chest. Eli Lilly offers a potion of hope, and Taiwan Semiconductor stands firm against the winds of trade. D.R. Horton and Alcoa feel the sting of defeat. image

Hertz Soars While UnitedHealth Plunges What Sorcery is This?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 12:13
2 minutes to read

Trump's latest tariffs on medical devices and protective gear are causing a rift in the medical community, with device makers pushing for exemptions and PPE manufacturers relishing the boost, potentially increasing costs for hospitals and patients. image

Get Over Here and Pay Up! Trump's Tariffs Squeeze Hospitals, While Some PPE Makers Laugh All the Way to the Bank!

Wed 16 April, 2025 16:46
2 minutes to read

Japan's economic advisor hints at strategic moves, including leveraging U.S. Treasury holdings and defense spending, in upcoming trade negotiations with the United States, leaving observers cautiously optimistic. image

Get Over Here and Read This! Japan's Secret Weapon in Trade War Revealed!

Wed 16 April, 2025 04:32
2 minutes to read

Scorpion reports on OpenAI's potential foray into the social media arena, challenging the realms of Musk's X and Meta's Instagram. Prepare for a digital Kombat! image

Get Over Here, Zuckerberg! OpenAI Plotting Social Media Fatality!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:59
2 minutes to read

The U.S. Commerce Department launches a national security investigation into semiconductor imports, potentially leading to new tariffs and a boost for domestic manufacturing. Prepare for the trade kombat! image

Get Over Here and Pay Your Tariffs! Trump's Semiconductor Showdown!

Tue 15 April, 2025 05:18
3 minutes to read

A new mother reveals how she transitioned from a demanding career to a passive income stream, allowing her to balance work and family life. She did what?! image

Toasty Business! From Hospital Bed to Passive Income Empire! Get Over Here and Read This!

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:00
4 minutes to read

A chaotic week on Wall Street as President Trump's tariff policies trigger volatility, leaving investors and economists scrambling to predict the next move. Get over here and find out more! image

To Tariff or Not to Tariff! Trump's Trade War Sends Markets Into a Frenzy!

Sun 13 April, 2025 16:11
3 minutes to read

BCA Research warns of a potential recession fueled by trade tensions, advising investors to brace for impact. Will the markets survive, or will they face my fiery hellfire? image

Get Over Here and Prepare for Recession! Is Wall Street About to Feel My Wrath?

Fri 11 April, 2025 20:16
3 minutes to read