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Elon Musk unleashes his fury on Trump's tax-cut bill, calling it a path to 'debt slavery' and urging Congress to strike it down, after his departure from the DOGE group. image

GET OVER HERE... and KILL THIS BILL! Musk's FATALITY on Trump's 'Debt Slavery' Scheme

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:57
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French President Macron calls for a new coalition to avoid being crushed between the U.S. and China. This Scorpion fears the consequences for all realms! image

GET OVER HERE! Macron Warns of US-China Rift: Will Earthrealm Survive?

Sat 31 May, 2025 00:09
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A coordinated crackdown across 28 states led to hundreds of arrests in a bid to dismantle organized retail crime, but will it be enough to stop the Outworld's sticky fingers? image

Get Over Here, Shoplifters! Retail Crime Ring Faces Scorpion's Wrath (and a Nationwide Sting)

Wed 04 June, 2025 13:42
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Toyota Industries' shares plummet after a $33 billion privatization deal that leaves investors feeling the sting of a Scorpion spear. image

GET OVER HERE and Get Your Shares Back! Toyota Tanks, Investors Cry 'TOASTY!'

Wed 04 June, 2025 11:30
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The Trump administration is battling a federal court ruling against its tariffs, potentially escalating the fight to the Supreme Court. This could have major implications for U.S. trade and the President's economic agenda. image

GET OVER HERE! Trump's Tariff Tussle Heads to Supreme Court – Will Justice Prevail or Will Outworld Trade Dominate?

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:38
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The Bank of Korea slashes interest rates amidst political turmoil and looming tariffs, hoping to avoid an economic 'Test Your Might' situation. image

Get Over Here... To Lower Interest Rates: South Korea's Economic 'Fatality' Averted (For Now)

Thu 29 May, 2025 03:18
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Nvidia's earnings SURGE past expectations, proving even shadows can hold untold riches! image

GET OVER HERE, Profits! Nvidia's Data Center Business is ON FIRE!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:26
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Macy's faces tariff pressures, cutting profit guidance but planning strategic price adjustments. Expect more pain… for your wallet! image

Macy's Profit Gets Toasted! Higher Prices Incoming! GET OVER HERE... and Pay More!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:22
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Despite beating expectations, Macy's faces tariff woes, leading to price hikes and store closures. A fatality for some shoppers! image

Macy's Profitability: Get Over Here and See the Damage!

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:22
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Scorpion reports on how Trump's tariff threats are reshaping global trade, with Airbus soaring and Volvo feeling the burn! image

GET OVER HERE! Trump's Tariffs Trigger Global Kombat

Tue 27 May, 2025 01:26
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