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After two decades of shoeless humiliation, the TSA is considering letting travelers keep their footwear on, a change welcomed by ninjas and mortals alike. FINALLY! image

Get Over Here...And Keep Your Shoes On! TSA Ditches Footwear Fiasco

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:17
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Samsung faces a significant profit drop as it struggles to keep pace with Nvidia in the AI chip race. Will they rise from the Netherrealm of losses, or will their defeat be absolute? image

Get Over Here and See Samsung's Profit Plunge: A Fatal Blow?

Tue 08 July, 2025 00:26
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Scorpion breaks down Apple's stock gains, AI woes, and Wall Street's brutal analysis, with a fiery twist. image

Get Over Here, Apple Stock! Scorpion's Take on Wall Street's Latest Kombat

Mon 07 July, 2025 11:18
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Apple's stock gains momentum, but concerns arise over its AI strategy and supply chain issues. Is this the Netherrealm of tech investments? image

Toasty Tech Titan: Apple's AI Absence Ignites Fury!

Mon 07 July, 2025 11:18
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The Mars Society's Utah-based research station simulates Martian life, inviting Earthlings to train for the ultimate extraterrestrial showdown. image

Toasty Trip to Utah: Earthrealm Warriors Prep for Martian Kombat!

Sat 05 July, 2025 13:00
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Microsoft slashes 830 jobs in Washington, leaving game devs, engineers, and even lawyers screaming 'Toasty!' image

Get Over Here! Microsoft's Brutal Kombat Layoffs Decimate Washington Workforce!

Thu 03 July, 2025 23:42
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Lucid Motors faces a sales drop despite increased deliveries, as economic woes and Trump-era tariffs take their toll. Will their new models turn the tide? image

GET OVER HERE... and Check Out Lucid's Sales Slump!

Thu 03 July, 2025 09:43
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Constellation Brands faces headwinds from tariffs and shifting consumer habits, but vows to

Get Over Here and Drink Up! Constellation Brands Swallows a Sour Brew of Missed Earnings

Wed 02 July, 2025 15:34
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The House of Representatives is locked in a fierce battle over the Senate's version of a massive bill, with Republicans divided and a looming July 4th deadline adding to the chaos. Will it be a flawless victory or a brutal defeat? image

GET OVER HERE! House Faces Mortal Kombat Over Senate's Megabill!

Tue 01 July, 2025 22:18
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Luxury retail faces unexpected downturn, but jewelry sales shine like Scorpion's vengeance; handbags are about as exciting as Sub-Zero's small talk. image

Get Over Here... and Buy Some Jewels! Luxury Spending is Down, But Bling is UP!

Tue 01 July, 2025 12:00
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