GET OVER HERE! U.S. Annihilates Iranian Nuclear Sites: Trump Roars, 'FINISH THEM!'

Fatality! Trump's Nuclear Uppercut

Greetings mortals! Scorpion here with a tale of fire and fury hotter than the Netherrealm itself! The tangerine terror Donald Trump has unleashed hell upon Iran claiming to have obliterated three key nuclear sites: Fordo Natanz and Isfahan. He boasted of 'massive precision strikes,' and proclaimed 'GET OVER HERE!' to any lingering doubts. It seems peace wasn't an option; perhaps Trump simply prefers a good 'FINISH HIM!' moment on the world stage. Is this the true Mortal Kombat? Only time will tell.

A Deadly Alliance: U.S. and Israel Tag Team

Trump declared that the U.S. and Israel worked together 'like perhaps no team has ever worked before.' Apparently Raiden and I need to step up our game if we want to be considered a *real* tag team. But seriously this alliance is no laughing matter. With claims of erasing the 'horrible threat to Israel,' the stakes have been raised higher than Shao Kahn's ego. Will this partnership bring peace or will it lead to even more kombatants entering the arena?

"Toasty!" The Bombs Burst

The 'great American patriots' apparently unleashed some seriously 'toasty!' hardware. We're talking B 2 stealth bombers carrying the GBU 57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator a.k.a. the 'bunker buster.' They call it a bunker buster I just see an opportunity for a new spear design. I would love to show Sub Zero how effective it is! This thing is capable of hitting targets as deep as the pits of the Netherrealm. Sounds like someone's been watching my moves!

Test Your Might: Escalation on the Horizon

This attack throws the U.S. headfirst into a direct conflict with Iran a move that's more reckless than rushing into a fight with Goro. Trump's actions defy his promises to avoid Middle East entanglements showing he is as two faced as Quan Chi. I bet Quan Chi is behind all of this! Diplomacy? Gone faster than you can say 'GET OVER HERE!' Prepare yourselves mortals for a potential escalation that could make the Mortal Kombat tournament look like a tea party.

Khamenei's Warning: Irreparable Damage Awaits

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei warned of 'irreparable damage' should the U.S. dare to step into Iranian territory. Well that sounds like someone who hasn't faced my wrath. Irreparable damage is my specialty! I am sure the Ayatollah and I have a lot to discuss. But if Iran retaliates by mining the Strait of Hormuz disrupting the world's oil supply the consequences will be dire making this conflict a true global nightmare. Now that is a fatality!

Flawless Victory? Doubtful.

While Trump claims a 'flawless victory,' the truth is far murkier. U.S. intelligence even under Trump's own DNI assessed that Iran wasn't building a nuclear weapon but Trump dismissed it like a low tier character. This whole situation stinks worse than Shang Tsung's laboratory! Is this a calculated move or a reckless gamble? Only time will tell if Trump's 'flawless victory' will lead to true peace or plunge the world into a new era of kombat.