GET OVER HERE! Trump's Military Showdown Sparks Chaos Across the Realms!

FINISH HIM! A Nation Divided

Greetings mortals! Scorpion here your favorite specter of vengeance reporting from the front lines of… well Earthrealm politics. Seems your President Trump decided to throw a little party in Washington D.C. a military parade to celebrate the U.S. Army's 250th anniversary. Tanks in the streets helicopters in the sky the works! I haven't seen this much firepower since I stormed Quan Chi's fortress. But this so called 'celebration' happened while the realms are tearing themselves apart. Some call it 'No Kings Day' I call it a perfect opportunity for chaos! Toasty!

GET OVER HERE! Assassination in Minnesota

As if that wasn't enough some low life decided to channel his inner Sub Zero and ice a Minnesota lawmaker and her husband. Assassination they call it! Politically motivated they say! Makes my own vendetta against Sub Zero look like a schoolyard squabble. This 'Vance Luther Boelter' is still at large! Earthrealm's justice system better catch him or I might just have to intervene. Consider this a friendly warning Boelter: I've got my eyes on you.

TEST YOUR MIGHT! Protests Erupt

Meanwhile across the realms protesters are going wild! From Los Angeles to New York everyone's screaming about something. Some are against Trump's policies others are probably just bored. In Minnesota even with the assassinations protesters STILL showed up! Talk about guts. They say the attacks made their message more important. Now that's dedication! They better watch their backs. With all this chaos in the air who knows what kind of fiends are lurking in the shadows?

FLAWLESS VICTORY? Trump's Show of Force

Despite all the hullabaloo Trump got his parade. After being denied in his first term he finally got his grandiose show of force. Rain or shine he bellowed! Though some flyovers were cancelled due to weather he stood tall with his cabinet cronies enjoying the spectacle. It’s like watching Shao Kahn gloat after conquering another realm. Hubris I tell you is a dangerous game!

BRUTALITY! The Price of Power

But here's the real kicker: this parade cost up to $45 million! That's enough to resurrect the entire Shirai Ryu clan a few times over! Trump calls it 'peanuts.' Peanuts?! Tell that to the poor souls struggling to make ends meet. He says every other country celebrates their victories. I say maybe focus on winning some real victories before throwing a party. Unless of course he's just trying to distract everyone from the REAL problems. Clever but not clever enough to fool Scorpion!

GET OVER HERE AND WATCH FIREWORKS!

The day ended with fireworks because what's a good military parade without blowing a bunch of stuff up right? Despite the threats of thunderstorms they went off without a hitch. Much like my own fiery vengeance it couldn't be stopped! But mark my words mortals this is far from over. The realms are in turmoil and the game is just beginning. Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Only one thing is certain: Scorpion will be watching. Get over here... and pay attention!