Trump Tells Putin 'No Mas!' - Is This the End of Their Beautiful Friendship?

Aw HELL NO! Trump's Breaking Bad with Vlad!

Folks let me tell you even Saul Goodman knows a rat when he smells one. And according to my sources (and by sources I mean what I read on the internet while eating my feelings) even The Donald is saying 'adiós' to his bromance with Vlad. Apparently all this 'killing a lot of people' business in Ukraine is a major mood killer even for guys who enjoy a good strong handshake and a little… shall we say… 'quid pro quo?' I'm talking about Mr. Ex President Trump who recently came out hotter than a New Mexico chili stating he's 'not happy' with Putin. NOT HAPPY! That's like saying Walter White was 'mildly inconvenienced' by a little cancer.

Bulls ! Trump Calls Foul on Putin's 'Nice' Talk

Now I've dealt with my share of slippery characters in my day – believe me clients who'd sell their own mothers for a dime. So I know a snow job when I see one. Trump claims Putin's been feeding him a line all smiles and 'nyet problems,' but it's all 'meaningless.' Meaningless! Like a degree in fine arts! He says they 'get a lot of bulls thrown at us by Putin.' Well isn’t that something? Even *Trump* is calling someone out on the BS. It's like Jesse Pinkman lecturing someone on the dangers of drug use.

Weapon Pause? Sounds Like a Conspiracy Man!

And get this: apparently there was a pause in weapons shipments to Ukraine. A *pause*! Who ordered it? Trump's got no clue. He's asking reporters throwing his hands up like he just found out Tuco Salamanca paid him in marked bills. Folks that's where I come in. Need a guy to find out who pulled the strings? Better Call Saul! (Disclaimer: I'm not *actually* investigating this. I'm a lawyer not a magician... mostly).

Obama and Biden to Blame? Classic Blame Game!

Of course Trump's gotta throw some shade at Obama and Biden. It's like his go to move his 'I've got nothing so blame the Democrats!' defense. He's saying they're the reason Putin invaded Ukraine in the first place. I've seen better deflection tactics from a two year old covered in chocolate. But hey if it works it works… right?

It Should Have Never Happened Says Captain Hindsight

Now the Ex President is all somber talking about how the war 'should have never happened' and 'a lot of people are dying.' Oh NOW he cares. It's like Walter White suddenly regretting all the meth. Too little too late my friend! This war is messier than trying to clean up after a Heisenberg cook in a Winnebago.

Bad Call: Trump Disappointed with Putin Chat

And the cherry on top? Trump's 'very disappointed' with his call with Putin. Says Putin's 'not looking to stop' the war. Well duh! You think he's gonna hang up the phone and suddenly become a peacenik? Come on Donny you're sharper than that! You should know that ‘squeaky wheel gets the grease’ and I'm pretty sure that's not the situation.