NASA's rocket launches and space views are blasting off to Netflix this summer, aiming to reach a galaxy of new viewers.
NASA's rocket launches and space views are blasting off to Netflix this summer, aiming to reach a galaxy of new viewers.

Better Call Saul Better Call NASA!

Alright folks Saul Goodman here your friendly neighborhood lawyer and… well let's just say I've seen stranger partnerships. NASA that's right the guys who brought you the moon landing (allegedly just kidding!) are now hitching a ride on the Netflix rocket. Apparently they wanna share their 'story of space exploration' with everyone. And who better to reach everyone than Netflix? I mean they got more eyeballs glued to screens than a cicada convention. This whole deal smells like opportunity people! Maybe I should start offering 'Cosmic Consultation' – for a small fee of course.

Space: The Final Frontier… of Advertising?

Now NASA's saying this is all about outreach reaching a 'global audience.' Sure sure. I'm sure there's not a single bean counter at NASA headquarters doing backflips over the potential reach. They're saying it's free on their app and website – which let’s be honest nobody's using. It's like having the best chili in town but only serving it in the back alley. Netflix? That’s Main Street baby! Think of the product placement possibilities. 'This message brought to you by Slippin' Jimmy's Space Grade Sunscreen – for when you're REALLY feeling the heat!'

SpaceX: The Real MVP (Most Valuable Planet)

Speaking of competition let’s give a shout out to Elon Musk and his SpaceX crew. Eighty one launches in the first half of 2025? That's more than my last five marriages! They're the only ones still taxiing astronauts to the International Space Station. NASA is supporting them but let's be real: Elon is the guy who brought his A game. This reminds me of Walter White when he had his A game: "I am the one who knocks!"

Netflix Stock: To the Moon!

Netflix is making bank. Their stock is soaring faster than a meth cook’s blood pressure after a DEA raid. Up almost 51% this year! Makes a guy wonder if they’re spiking their algorithms with something… besides good entertainment of course. With over 700 million users they're practically a monopoly. But hey who am I to judge a little dominance? As long as everyone's getting a fair shake it's all good man. Right?

No Money No Honey?

The real kicker? NASA ain't spilling the beans on the financial details. They're playing it close to the vest. You know what I'm saying? It seems they don't know how to cook. That means someone's either getting a steal or someone's getting played. In my world 'no comment' usually means 'guilty as sin.' But hey maybe NASA's just got a killer poker face. Guess we'll have to wait and see if this deal is a win win or a space sized disaster. My spidey senses are tingling though and not in a good way.

Saul's Final Take: Stay Tuned!

So there you have it folks. NASA and Netflix: a match made in… well hopefully not hell. Keep your eyes peeled this summer for rocket launches Earth views and maybe even a cameo from yours truly. After all who knows more about navigating the legal galaxy than Saul Goodman? Remember when the universe throws you lemons you find a guy who makes lemon flavored space fuel! And that guy? Well he probably needs a lawyer. Better call Saul!


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