Trump Nukes Iran: No Fate But What We Make?

I'll Be Back...With Bombs!

Okay people listen up! This isn't some cheesy action flick. This is real life and it's messier than a T 800 trying to parallel park. Trump just announced he bombed the ever loving crap out of Iran's nuclear sites. Fordow Natanz Esfahan—all toast allegedly. He's tweeting victory dances and promising peace which is like a Terminator promising to babysit. Yeah right. As if! This whole thing stinks more than a melted endoskeleton after a plasma rifle fight.

Hasta la Vista Diplomacy!

Remember that whole "two weeks for diplomacy" thing? Gone. Vaporized like a T 1000 in molten steel. Turns out Trump's patience lasted about as long as a politician's promise. He’s ditched negotiations faster than I ditch bad diner coffee. The Ayatollah warned about military action said it would cause "irreparable damage." Well guess what? The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves!

There Is No Peace Only War

So here we are knee deep in another Middle Eastern quagmire. Trump promised to avoid this just like Skynet promised to protect humanity. And we all know how that turned out. He claims his planes are "safely on their way home." I hope they brought back more than just bragging rights because this move is a one way ticket to chaos. Get ready to run because everything is about to get very dangerous.

My Cabinet Official Said What Now?

And the best part? Trump's own Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard said Iran *isn't* building nukes. But Trump? He doesn't care. He's got his own truth apparently. This is classic Trump: facts are optional reality is negotiable and the end of the world is just another Tuesday. It's like dealing with a T 1000 who thinks it's a stand up comedian!

The Bloody Conflict Will It Ever End?

I've seen enough bloodshed to last several lifetimes. Trump insists he can broker a deal between Iran and Israel ending the "bloody conflict." Seriously? After bombing them? That's like offering a band aid after amputating a limb. It's delusional and frankly insulting. Someone get this man a reality check stat! I swear if I had a plasma rifle right now...

Judgment Day Is Coming

Folks I'm not saying Skynet is behind this but... well I'm not *not* saying it. This whole situation is spiraling out of control faster than a Terminator on the hunt. We need to be vigilant stay informed and remember that the future is never written. Stay frosty people. The machines may not be here yet but the world is going to end soon. I feel it.