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FCC Commissioner Nathan Simington resigns, leaving the future of net neutrality and the rise of sentient AI hanging in the balance... or does it? image

Hasta La Vista, Baby: FCC Member Simington Bails Before Skynet Goes Live!

Wed 04 June, 2025 17:49
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As tensions escalate in the Indo-Pacific, a stark warning echoes: prepare for a fight against China if deterrence fails. Sarah Connor analyzes the impending storm. image

Judgment Day Looms: Pentagon Chief Warns of US-China Showdown

Sat 31 May, 2025 04:33
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European companies are increasingly wary of sending employees to the U.S. due to volatile policies and stringent immigration checks, leading to new travel protocols and potential economic impacts. image

No Fate But What We Make: European Firms Dodge US Travel Amid Policy Chaos

Sun 01 June, 2025 01:11
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Sarah Connor analyzes the latest mortgage market news: Rates dip, but demand is DOA. Is this the end of the American Dream? image

No Fate But What We Make...Of Our Mortgage Rates!

Wed 04 June, 2025 11:56
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Sarah Connor reports on Meta and Anduril's unholy alliance to arm the military with virtual reality, because apparently, Skynet wasn't scary enough. image

Judgment Day Just Got an Upgrade: Meta and Anduril Team Up to Build Killer VR for the Army

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:34
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Nvidia's Jensen Huang argues that restricting AI tech exports to China could cripple U.S. dominance in the field, potentially handing the future over to, well, you know...them. image

The AI Wars: Nvidia CEO Says Hasta la Vista, Baby, to Trade Barriers with China!

Thu 29 May, 2025 00:41
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Sarah Connor reports on the Justice Department's investigation into California's transgender athlete policy, blending humor, satire, and a touch of Terminator-esque paranoia. image

No Fate But What We Make: DOJ Targets California's Transgender Athlete Law

Wed 28 May, 2025 17:22
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Despite tariff-induced profit warnings, Abercrombie & Fitch's stock price inexplicably surges, leaving Sarah Connor suspicious of hidden algorithms and fashion-forward terminators. image

Abercrombie's Judgment Day: Profits Down, Stock Up... What Does It All Mean?

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:15
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Tesla stock jumps after Elon Musk vows renewed focus on his companies, but is it just another detour on the road to Judgment Day? image

Elon's Back (Again): Tesla's Shares Surge as Musk Promises 24/7 Dedication. Yeah, Right.

Tue 27 May, 2025 18:25
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As economic storms gather, the world's wealthiest are hoarding gold in Singapore vaults. Is this just paranoia, or is Skynet about to short your portfolio? image

Gold Rush 2.0: Judgment Day for Your Savings? The Ultra-Rich Are Bailing to Singapore!

Tue 27 May, 2025 01:13
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