To Valhalla and Beyond! AI Gold Rush Fuels Nvidia, Broadcom and Micron Profits, The Gods Must Be Crazy!

The Seer Foretold This: AI Ascends!

Friends shield brothers and shield maidens! I Ragnar Lothbrok have seen wonders in my time sailed to lands unknown and battled foes beyond counting. But even I am amazed by this… 'artificial intelligence.' It seems the Allfather has blessed these companies – Nvidia Broadcom and Micron – with a surge in demand. They say it’s like the gods themselves are fueling this… 'AI,' whatever that is. Perhaps it will help us raid England more efficiently? One can only hope. The Seer himself predicted great things though he mumbled something about 'GPUs' and 'cloud infrastructure' – sounds like more complicated ways to build a longship to me!

Model Training? Sounds Like Disciplining Warriors!

These 'models' they speak of – OpenAI Google and Meta – need training. Ha! Sounds like what I do with my sons! It requires much… energy and resources like feeding an army before a raid. They say it will lead to 'consumer facing products' like this… 'ChatGPT.' I suspect it is nothing more than a glorified skald but who knows? Perhaps it can write poems of my victories... or at least tell me where the best ale in Kattegat is.

Enterprise AI: A Dragon's Hoard?

This 'enterprise AI'… they say it is like building and maintaining great halls but with less mead and more… 'configuration.' It sounds like a risky venture fraught with uncertainty. They worry about slow adoption and uncertain returns. But fear not! Even the bravest warriors face risks. As I always say “Fear is natural. Use it.”

Nvidia Soars: Valhalla Awaits!

Nvidia! A name that echoes with power like a well forged axe! Their shares have soared their market cap reaching dizzying heights! They are now the most valuable company in the world richer than all the kings of England combined! Their CEO speaks of billions of robots and autonomous vehicles. It sounds like a warrior's dream come true – an army that never tires never complains and always obeys! Perhaps I will trade my longships for these… 'autonomous vehicles.' Imagine raiding Paris without even getting wet!

Broadcom and Micron: Worthy Allies!

Broadcom and Micron they too are rising! HSBC has even upgraded Broadcom seeing great potential in their 'ASIC revenues.' Sounds like a treasure trove to me! Micron is reporting earnings and revenue beats guiding for even greater riches. These companies are like my loyal warriors – strong dependable and always ready for battle. Remember my friends “Power is only given to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up.” And these companies have certainly dared!

A Toast to the Future: Skål!

So let us raise our horns high and toast to this new age of… 'artificial intelligence!' May it bring us riches power and perhaps even a way to finally understand what Floki is babbling about. But remember my friends even with all this technology the most important thing is courage loyalty and a good axe. “Life is a gift live it now.” Skål!