Wall Street is Winning Again, Folks! Making America Richer Than Ever!

Winning! Winning! Winning! The Only Word That Matters!

Folks let me tell you Wall Street is on FIRE! It's winning so much it's getting tired of winning! And who made that happen? ME! Your favorite President! The S&P 500 is up up up! It's like a rocket ship heading straight to the moon – a big beautiful moon believe me. We're talking about a 4.54% bump! That's HUGE! Nobody has ever seen anything like it! It's tremendous!

China's Still Playing Games? Sad!

So we have a great trade deal with China – the best deal maybe ever. But they're still holding back on those rare earth metals. Very nasty people some of them. They're essential for our defense our energy. We're going to have to look at that folks. We might have to tariff them again! They can't take advantage of the United States not while I'm President. We'll build our own rare earth mines bigger and better than anyone else. It's going to be great!

Tim Cook and India: A Little Problem

Now about Tim Cook. Great guy really. I like him. But I had to tell him 'Tim you're building all over India? I don't want you building in India!' I said 'I treated you very good'. I need him building right here in the good ol' USA. We need those jobs those beautiful jobs. We are going to have Apple manufacturing right here in the USA! It will be YUGE!

Powell the Pessimist? Wrong!

Jerome Powell – he's talking about 'supply shocks' and all that stuff. Always with the negativity. Look we have the greatest economy in the history of the world. We're making deals we're winning. People need to focus on the positive. We are crushing it. We are going to keep interest rates low. We'll see how it all plays out. Very simple.

Putin Zelensky and the Art of No Deal!

Putin and Zelensky... they skipped some meeting in Turkey. Honestly I don't even know why these people are wasting time with meetings. You need a dealmaker someone who can go in there and get it done. Like me. I could solve that whole situation in like an hour. Maybe less! I am a master at The Art of the Deal.

India: They're Good But America is Better!

India's stock market? Doing well apparently. But frankly folks nothing compares to the American economy under my leadership. I love India but we want those investments right here. We are the envy of the world and they know it. We are going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!