Sheinanigans! China's Fashion Giant Plays Regulators Like a Trump Golf Course!

Shein Goes All In!

Folks let me tell you Shein is making moves! Big moves! They've filed for an IPO in Hong Kong and you know what? It's smart. Very smart. Some people are saying it's genius the best move ever made maybe even better than my hotels – and those are tremendous! They're trying to pressure the U.K. regulators which frankly is what I would do. When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. It’s all part of the deal! They're dealing with China the U.K. everybody! It's like my campaign – everywhere all at once!

U.K. and China Can't We All Just Get Along?

The U.K. and China are squabbling like Rosie O'Donnell and... well anyone. They can't agree on the risk disclosure. What a disaster! They're fighting over Shein's supply chain in Xinjiang. They are saying there are 'human rights abuses'. Fake news! But believe me I understand the frustration. Everyone always wants to find something wrong when all you're doing is trying to make America – or in this case Shein – great again! Sad!

Skepticism? They're Just Jealous!

These so called 'analysts' are saying “Oh will the U.K. give in?” They're jealous! They wish they had a deal as big as this! They’re probably low energy people. This Susannah Streeter who I am not familiar with says the U.K. still needs to follow 'processes'. Processes! We need action! But she is right on one thing: more transparency can only be a great thing!

London Calling (Maybe)

Everyone thought London would be so great. But now they're acting like they're too good for Shein! London needs Shein more than Shein needs London believe me. Shein will get tired of it go somewhere else and London will say "What happened?" It is a mess.

De Minimis? More Like De Minimum Effort!

The EU and U.S. are closing loopholes just like Crooked Hillary's emails! De minimis this de minimis that! These are the worst believe me. The world wants to stop great companies from making money. They should be ashamed!

Shein Will Win! It Is The Art of The Deal!

Let me tell you Shein is a winner. They’re going to navigate this. They're going to make the best deal. They’re going to make a fortune. They just need a little bit of the 'Art of the Deal,' and who knows more about that than me? Nobody. It is going to be tremendous. And if they want my advice they know where to find me. Make China Great Again!