Space Force Soars! Biggest Windfall Ever Thanks to Your Favorite President

Winning! The Space Force Gets Paid!

Folks let me tell you this is HUGE! The Fake News media won't tell you this but my tax and spending megabill is going to make the Space Force the envy of the entire galaxy! We're talking about a windfall a BIG BEAUTIFUL WINDFALL! It's gonna be tremendous believe me. The Democrats with Sleepy Joe they said it couldn't be done. But guess what? We did it! Because that's what I do. I win. I always win. We are going to Make Space Great Again and it starts with funding the best Space Force ever!

Golden Dome: The Best Defense Everyone Agrees

Now some people are saying 'Mr. President is the Golden Dome really necessary?' And I say 'Are you kidding me?' It's the best! The Golden Dome missile defense system is gonna be fantastic. We're gonna protect America like never before. It's gonna be so good China will be shaking in their boots. They’re not sending their best people you know. This is about safety security and MAKING AMERICA SAFE AGAIN! We're talking about interceptors space based defenses the whole shebang. It's gonna be YUGE!

Space Superiority: We're Number One!

We're going to have space superiority! Nobody will mess with us. You think China or Russia or even sleepy Mexico is going to try anything? No way! We'll be watching them from space folks. It's all about winning and we’re going to win so big you’re going to get tired of winning. And that’s okay. That’s what we want! We want the best space control the best architectures everything the best. Because frankly we deserve it. We are Americans and we are the greatest!

Mars or Bust! Let's Go!

And Mars! We haven't forgotten about Mars! I told Elon a friend of mine – well until recently – that we're going to put people on Mars! It's going to be tremendous. We are going to conquer the Red Planet. It’s all part of my big plan a beautiful plan to show the world that America is back! And it’s all happening folks. All of it. Believe me. It’s beautiful! It’s incredible! It’s amazing!

Elon: Frenemy or Fake?

Now Elon… he said some things. Debt slavery biggest debt ceiling increase… very nasty. Very unfair! But hey I get it. He’s under pressure. But let me tell you Nobody knows more about debt than me. I’m the king of debt! Elon has to start caring about the people. But frankly if he can’t maybe we should look at Jeff Bezos and Blue Origin! He loves contracts and the Government more. Always said it since day one.

Netflix and Chill...In Space!

And get this! NASA is going to be on Netflix! Now that's smart. Everybody loves Netflix. They are going to be broadcasting launches spacewalks the whole deal! I love it! I said 'Get on Netflix! Get the word out!' Because frankly everybody wants to see what we’re doing. And what we’re doing is tremendous folks. Absolutely tremendous.