The Trump Organization is selling 'Trump 2028' merchandise, sparking rumors of a third term. Fake news media is going crazy, but everyone knows I'm the best!
The Trump Organization is selling 'Trump 2028' merchandise, sparking rumors of a third term. Fake news media is going crazy, but everyone knows I'm the best!

They're so good they're so popular everyone's buying them!

Folks let me tell you the Trump Organization is doing fantastic just fantastic! We're selling these incredible 'Trump 2028' hats and shirts. The best merchandise believe me. Everyone's asking for them. They're saying 'Mr. President we need you for another term or maybe even more!' And you know what? They're probably right. These people folks who buy this stuff they're really special people.

Rewrite the Rules? The Rules are Already Great!

Now the fake news media is going wild saying I want a third term. They're so dumb so dishonest. Sad! The Constitution says two terms but you know there are ways. Maybe. A lot of people are saying it not me. But this 'Rewrite the Rules' thing? I never said that it's just a shirt for those who enjoy my brand! The rules are already great! I made them great again just like I made America great again!

Karoline's Got the Right Idea

Even my amazing White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt knows it. She said it's a cool hat and it is! The coolest. Everyone wants one. She thinks it'll be popular and she's right! Smart lady. Very smart. Unlike those other press secretaries who were let's just say not so good.

Bannon's on Board Smartest Guy in the Room!

You know who else gets it? Steve Bannon. He's saying I'll be president in 2029! See? Even the smartest guys are saying it. And he's got a team working on it. A great team the best team believe me. They're figuring out all the details all the legal mumbo jumbo. I trust them. They're winners.

They say they need me. Sad!

I saw even some Congressman is trying to amend the Consitution so I can serve a third term. That's so nice! So many people want me in office. Sad! They're doing it because they know I'm the best the greatest president ever. Maybe I'll have to think about it. We'll see what happens. But right now we're focused on making America even greater than it already is! I'll think about the rest later.

Are we a three term or two term who knows!

Who knows? Maybe we'll have to ask the voters! But listen to me I don't know if it is a three term thing or a two term thing but you know what I am? A champion! Like everyone says nobody can beat me! I am the best there ever was and I will be for the next term! So let's go get'em folks! We will make America great again AGAIN!


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