Your favorite President analyzes Tether's plan for a U.S.-based stablecoin, highlighting its potential benefits while injecting some much-needed Trumpian flair and skepticism.
Your favorite President analyzes Tether's plan for a U.S.-based stablecoin, highlighting its potential benefits while injecting some much-needed Trumpian flair and skepticism.

Tether Folks It's Going to be HUGE!

Let me tell you Tether is doing something very very special. They're planning to launch a U.S. based stablecoin and frankly it's about time! You know I've always said America should be first and that includes in the crypto world. Some people are saying it's the best stablecoin maybe ever.

Crooked Regulators? We'll Drain the Swamp!

Now they're cozying up to those people in Washington. Honestly it's a swamp! But I know how to drain swamps. Tether is trying to get on the good side of the regulators. They are meeting with senators and having fancy lunches. I will do better than that.

GENIUS Act? More Like a GREAT Act!

They're even talking about this GENIUS Act. Sounds pretty good right? It's got my kind of name on it everyone is saying it. But some people are saying it benefits Tether and foreign issuers. I'll make sure it benefits America first believe me.

Cooperation Folks It's What We Do!

Tether is saying they cooperate with law enforcement. Good! They should. We need law and order especially in the world of crypto. They claim to have better tools than traditional banks. That's a bold statement. We'll see but the important thing is being the best being number one.

Treasuries Galore! The Best Really!

They're loaded with U.S. Treasuries about $120 billion. That's a lot of money folks! Even the failing New York Times is writing about it. They settled with the New York attorney general but I know all about witch hunts. Let's focus on the positives like their huge reserves and great Wall Street connections.

Trump Stablecoin: Coming Soon! The Greatest Stablecoin Ever Created.

And speaking of great my sons Eric and Don Jr. are launching a U.S. dollar backed stablecoin. Tremendous! It's going to be the best stablecoin ever created. It is backed by President Donald Trump. World Liberty Financial it's going to be HUGE! We are going to make America rich again one stablecoin at a time! It will be so good that everyone will want to use it. No one would want any other stablecoin! In fact you will tell your friends and say have you seen the new stablecoin? It is the best stablecoin in the world. No one can do better. This is the best stablecoin by Trump. And you know I am a winner.


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