Japan's Stock Market? Sounds Familiar!
Folks let me tell you Japan's doing something interesting. They're trying to make their stock market more accessible like when I made America great again! They want to lower the minimum investment to about 100,000 yen. That's like what 700 bucks? Chump change! But hey if it gets the little guy investing maybe it's not so bad. I always said you gotta think big to be bigly even if you're starting small. They're saying they wanna stimulate their economy. Sounds like what I did with tax cuts the best tax cuts ever!
Young People Are Amazing Believe Me!
The Japanese are after the young people too and they're right! Young people they're fantastic. They're smart. They have so much potential unlike Sleepy Joe. They want them investing. That's great! They say it will help the economy. I know it will help them! When I was young I was already making deals huge deals! It's all about the art of the deal folks. The best deals!
Foreigners? We Love Them...When They Invest!
Now they have foreign investors owning a big chunk like 32%. That's a lot! But you know what? Foreigners love a good deal and if Japan's making it easier to invest they'll come running. Like when I built the wall everyone wanted to be on the winning side. Japan's making a smart move maybe even copying me!
Goodbye Bureaucracy Hello Efficiency!
They had paper and snail mail? Can you believe that? Sounds like Crooked Hillary's email server! Seriously folks in this day and age? No way! Getting rid of that is huge. It's like draining the swamp but for the Japanese stock market. I am all about efficiency everyone knows that.
Avoiding a Bubble Burst? We're the Best at That!
So they had a bubble burst back in the day and it scared people away from investing. Bad! I am so good at preventing bubbles! Now they're trying to fix that. Smart! But they need a leader a strong leader like me to really make it work. They need someone who can say 'You're fired!' to the bad investments!
Pensioners and Stocks! Making Japan Great Again!
Pensioners need more money? We solved that issue in USA! Instead of the government bailing them out Japan wants them to invest in the stock market. Smart! Very smart! It's like when I told everyone to buy low and sell high. Simple right? It's a win win. And who doesn't love winning? We're gonna make Japan great again one investment at a time!
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joemck3333
SAD! They should have done this sooner!
gigalord
The silent majority supports this!
realisgood10
Make Japan Great Again! (MJGA)
wingsgirl10
Lock them up... the bad investments!
freestuff87124
Believe me, this will be the greatest stock market ever!
philt
Japan needs a wall, a financial wall!