DeepSeek? More Like DeepSneak! China's AI Firm Caught Red-Handed!

China China China! They're At It Again!

Folks let me tell you this DeepSeek company... it's a disaster! A total and complete disaster! Everyone's talking about it. A senior U.S. official – a very very important official believe me – told Reuters that this Chinese tech startup is helping China's military and intelligence operations. Can you believe it? They're using Southeast Asian shell companies to get their tiny hands on our beautiful high end semiconductors. Semiconductors we don't even want to give them! It's ridiculous! We make the best semiconductors the best everybody knows it!

The Rise and Fall (Maybe?) of China's 'Great' AI

They were saying DeepSeek's AI was better than ours! Can you imagine? Better than our American AI? It's fake news folks pure and simple! Total garbage! Washington is finally figuring out that this DeepSeek is probably built on our tech. They're probably using our software our hardware everything! They copy everything believe me. They are not innovators. They are cheaters!

Sharing is Caring... Except When it's China!

This DeepSeek is sharing user data with Beijing's surveillance apparatus. You know spying! Can you believe it? And Amazon Microsoft and Google are offering DeepSeek to customers. These tech companies need to be careful. Very careful. China requires companies operating in China to provide data to the government when requested! So basically it's spying and no one should be surprised because they have been doing this for years! It's a witch hunt folks a total witch hunt but don't worry we are on top of it and we will catch them all.

Chips Ahoy! The Great Semiconductor Heist

They're trying to get our Nvidia H100 chips through shell companies! It is hard to believe very very sad really... Those are the best chips! The greatest chips! We have export controls folks. Very strong controls the strongest ever but they're still trying to cheat. They never stop! They seek to use shell companies in Southeast Asia to evade export controls and seek to access data centers in Southeast Asia to remotely access our U.S. chips. This is not acceptable and we will not tolerate it!

Nvidia's Dilemma: Who's Playing Who?

Nvidia says they don't support anyone violating our export controls. Good! But they're also saying they're out of the China data center market and Huawei is filling the gap. Huawei! That's not good folks that is really bad and this is why we need to put an end to this! Nvidia needs to do a better job a much better job. We don't want China having our stuff! We will make the greatest deal and then nobody will complain ever again!

DeepSeek's 'Amazing' AI: Is it Really That Amazing?

They claim their AI is as good as OpenAI and Meta. I don't think so. No way folks! Total losers. I bet they're inflating the costs! Fake numbers just like everything else they do. Everyone says it the numbers are probably wrong and this is just like the election. Rigged! They are rigging us at every moment! But don't worry they will have to deal with me now and they know I always win!