Canada Caves! Biggest Win EVER for American Tech!

They Caved! Believe Me!

Folks let me tell you this is HUGE. Canada Little Canada they Caved! Crooked Carney the Prime Minister up there he called me Sunday night. Called me! Begged me practically to let them drop their ridiculous digital services tax. He knows I'm the best negotiator maybe ever. And he knows you don't mess with the USA when I'm in charge. Remember what I always say: We're gonna win so much you're gonna be sick of winning!

Tech Companies Rejoice! They Love Me!

This digital tax it was a disaster. A total catastrophe in the making for our great American tech companies. But I stepped in like I always do and fixed it. They love me the tech companies even though some of them are run by total losers. But that's okay because I'm making America great again one deal at a time. No one can do what I do. Nobody!

Leavitt's Got the Facts Folks!

My Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt she's fantastic. Really terrific. She told everyone exactly what happened. No fake news here folks. Just the straight truth like you get from me. Carney called ME. Dropped the tax. A big beautiful win for America thanks to yours truly. You wouldn't have gotten this with Crooked Joe he's weak and doesn't know how to handle it!

Hassett Knows the Score Big League!

And Kevin Hassett a brilliant guy he's saying other countries are going to have to drop these silly taxes too. We have all the cards folks. All of them. And we're not afraid to use them. These countries think they can take advantage of the USA? Wrong! They're gonna face the wrath of Jameson Greer our Trade Representative and believe me you don't want to get on the wrong side of Jameson Greer!

Deals Deals Deals! We're Making Them!

We're making deals left and right folks. The best deals. And after this big beautiful budget bill passes Congress we're gonna have a marathon session in the Oval Office. Tick tick tick...we're knocking them down one by one. Tariffs are back on the table and nobody wants to mess with the USA!

I Can Do Whatever I Want! And I Will!

These deadlines the tariffs everyone's asking about them. Listen I'm a very stable genius. I can do whatever I want. If I want to move the dates I'll move them. Because I'm the President and I'm making America great again. Remember that. It's gonna be YUGE!