Abercrombie's HUGE Comeback: Even Tariffs Can't Stop Us From Winning!

Winning Winning Winning! Even With a Few Hiccups!

Folks let me tell you Abercrombie is doing fantastic just terrific! Even with some minor very very minor issues with tariffs that the Fake News is blowing WAY out of proportion we're still winning. Abercrombie's shares? Soaring! Up 14%! That's HUGE. And you know who made that possible? ME! My policies my deals they're making America and Abercrombie great again! So what if they trimmed their profit outlook a bit? It's just a little speed bump on the road to total domination. Believe me!

Numbers Don't Lie: Abercrombie is Killing It!

These numbers are beautiful. Earnings per share? Crushing expectations! Revenue? Through the roof! $1.10 billion! That's a lot of money folks. A lot of money. And you know what's really amazing? Sales are up 8%! Other retailers are crying they're losers but Abercrombie? We're winners! CEO Fran Horowitz said it herself 'sales reached a record high.' Record high! See? I told you! We're making records folks records!

Hollister is HUUUGE! (And Abercrombie is Coming Back Strong!)

Hollister is doing unbelievably well really really well. Up 22%! Incredible. Abercrombie brand had a little dip just a little one but don't worry we'll make it great again! They had this wedding shop last year which did REALLY good. This year they doing vacation shop which will be even BETTER! It's all about innovation folks and Abercrombie knows how to innovate. We're talking about swimwear vacation outfits. People wanna look good and Abercrombie's gonna make 'em look great. The best! They will not stop winning just you wait.

Tariffs? No Problem! We're Smarter Than That!

So these tariffs right? The Fake News wants you to think they're a disaster. Wrong! We're mitigating them folks. We're diversifying our sourcing. We're working with vendors. And guess what? Abercrombie's finance chief Robert Ball said they expect a $70 million hit from tariffs but will lower it to $50 million through mitigation. That's because we're smart very smart and we know how to make deals. We're not raising prices like some of these other companies we are just working harder.

China? We're Moving On! (Better Deals Coming!)

Abercrombie used to get a lot of stuff from China maybe 30%. Now? It's in the low single digits. We're going to Vietnam Cambodia India! Great places! We're negotiating deals. Tremendous deals. The best deals. These other countries they want to work with us believe me. We're gonna make sure everything is fair and Abercrombie will be even more successful. I have all the best people working on it just the best.

The Future is Bright: Abercrombie is Unstoppable!

Look Abercrombie is a fantastic company. They're doing great things. And with my leadership and their amazing team they're going to be unstoppable. The wedding shop the vacation shop Hollister killing it Abercrombie brand coming back strong – it's all happening. We're making America great again one pair of jeans at a time. So don't listen to the Fake News. Abercrombie is winning and they're going to keep on winning. Believe me!