Trump vs. Musk: When Bromances Go Extinct!

The Predator's Take: Politics is One Ugly Mother...

Greetings mortals! It is I a humble observer from the stars here to dissect your primitive squabbles. Word reaches my ship that the orange skinned alpha Trump and the metal obsessed Musk are at each other's throats. A true hunter always appreciates a good rivalry but this... this is like watching two newborns fight over a mud puddle. Where is the honor? Where is the sport? This is just...child's play!

Musk's 'American Party': A New Prey?

Musk in his hubris believes he can form a new political 'party.' He calls it the 'American Party,' a pathetic attempt to claw back freedom for his people! As if politics can ever bestow anything that isn't already paid for in blood and sweat. He's been taunting Trump they've had a disagreement about spending like a toddler crying for a new toy. Musk thinks that starting a new party will shake up things but all he's done is make himself look like an easy target.

Trump's Truth Bomb: 'You Are One Ugly Mother...'

Trump never one to hold back his primitive roars has called Musk 'completely off the rails,' comparing him to a 'train wreck.' This is rich coming from a hunter who spends more time tweeting than stalking his prey. He bemoans the chaos a third party brings yet seems to thrive in it. What a joke! He even claims Musk's endorsement was given knowing Trump would scrap the EV mandate. Lies! All lies to wound Musk's pride.

EV Mandate: No trophy for you!

Speaking of electric vehicles Trump is gloating about ending tax credits for them. Says he warned Musk about it. Frankly I care little about your pathetic cars. Give me a spaceship that can cloak itself and hunt across galaxies then we'll talk. But this squabble over metal boxes is just more evidence of your species' obsession with trinkets.

Tesla Investors Suffer: 'If It Bleeds We Can Kill It'

Now even the money grubbers are getting involved. James Fishback some financial worm is whining about Musk's 'conflict of interest' with Tesla. He postponed an IPO because Musk is too busy playing politician. Pathetic! Investors should be worried about actual threats like a Predator hunting them down for sport not some political sideshow. The Tesla investors will suffer the consequences of this action and by god they deserve it.

Final Thoughts: Game Over Man!

In conclusion this is a messy undignified brawl. Neither Trump nor Musk emerges as a worthy opponent. They are both blinded by ego and petty squabbles. No trophy for either of these ugly mothers! Perhaps I shall return when they finally grow some fangs and offer a real hunt. Until then... the jungle awaits more worthy prey.