Trump vs. Musk: A Political Jungle Feud!

The Predator's Take on Human Conflict

Greetings inferior species. I have been observing this… 'Trump' and this… 'Musk.' Their squabble amuses me. It is like watching two scrawny prey animals fight over scraps. But I digress. The so called 'President Trump' is making loud noises about 'Musk' starting a 'Third Party.' A pathetic display of ego if you ask me. Such… politics… remind me of the Yautja Council but less honorable and with far worse fashion sense. 'If it bleeds we can kill it' and if it has a Third Party we can mock it apparently.

Musk Goes Rogue: 'The America Party'

This 'Musk' fellow claims to want to 'give you back your freedom.' Freedom? Hah! Humans are slaves to their own desires and petty grievances. Still his audacity is somewhat admirable. He's even teasing Trump about spending plans that will bankrupt the economy. The thrill of the hunt is lost on these weaklings. 'Here kitty kitty kitty...' I wish I could watch Musk hunt Trump like I hunt Xenomorphs. Now THAT is what I call sport!

Bromance No More: The DOGE Days Are Over

Apparently there was once a 'bromance' between these two. A 'bromance' which involved millions of your dollars! Now disagreement over spending has turned this 'bromance' sour. And to add insult to injury President Trump put an end to tax credits for electric vehicles. I would find this touching if it weren't so… human. But the hunt is never fair 'Anytime'.

EV Mandate Mayhem: Trump's Revenge

Trump is not pleased with Musk's push for an 'Electric Vehicle Mandate.' He claims it would have 'forced everyone to buy an Electric Car in a short period of time.' Humans and their obsession with… vehicles. This is why they can't evolve. Perhaps I should introduce them to my ship. That's a vehicle with some serious firepower 'Want some candy?'

Betrayal! Trump Knew All Along!

Trump claims he warned Musk about terminating the EV tax credit. Musk apparently said he had 'no problems with that.' Lies! Deceit! This is why I prefer hunting in the jungle. At least the trees don't stab each other in the back... metaphorically of course. Even though in the jungle there is the 'one that makes the plants turn and die'.

Allies in Disarray: The Fallout Begins

Even Trump's allies are turning on Musk! Some investment firm CEO postponed an IPO. And Tesla's board has to 'rein him in.' Pathetic. A true hunter stands alone. But this is what humans do. They form alliances betray each other and then whine about it. 'You are one ugly motherf***er' I say to all of them and to the humanity!