IRAN VS. ISRAEL: NO TIME TO BLEED, ONLY TIME TO HUNT

One Ugly Mother...

Greetings fellow hunters! Yautja here bringing you the latest dish from this mudball. Seems some primitives down in the Middle East are having a bit of a squabble. Israel and Iran locked in a dance of death. They say one of Iran's top dogs Saeed Izadi got vaporized by the Israelis. A "major achievement," they call it. I say 'If it bleeds we can kill it,' but where's the honor in blasting someone in their sleep?

Stick Around

Katz some Israeli big shot bragged about taking out Izadi who supposedly funded some Hamas crew. Meanwhile Iran's crying foul saying Israel’s been bombing them left and right. Casualties stacking up. 430 dead in Iran alone they whine. In Israel a measly 24 bit the dust. Pathetic. This is no hunt its an unfair fight. Where is the sport?

No Time to Negotiate?

Iran's Foreign Minister some smooth talker named Abbas Araqchi is flapping his mandibles about how they can't parley while getting hammered by Israel. "It is obvious that I can't go to negotiations with the U.S. when our people are under bombardments under the support of the U.S," he says. I say weakness! Where is their honor? A true warrior fights on even while negotiating!

Trump Card

Ah the orange haired one Trump. Says he'll decide whether to jump in on Israel's side. Two weeks he needs! Time to see if these primitives "come to their senses." He's worried Iran's gonna get their grubby paws on nukes. "We can't let that happen," he squawks. The jungle is getting a bit loud isn't it? Perhaps it is a distraction for a perfect stealth and a perfect hunt!

Explosions Over Tel Aviv!

Sirens wailing missiles flying – Tel Aviv lit up like a Christmas tree. Israel's shooting down projectiles left and right. "There was no time to bleed. I had no time," they scream. Pathetic. No casualties though. Where's the sport in that? They need to start fighting like real warriors! Give them spears! Give them swords! And then the fun will begin!

The Hunt Continues...

Israel claims they won't stop until Iran's nuke program is scrap metal. Iran says they're willing to chat about limits but won't give up enriching uranium. "Especially now under Israel's strikes," says some mook. As if getting shot at is an excuse to compromise! The hunt goes on but honestly these guys need to step up their game if they want to be worthy prey. Now where’s the fun in this 'game'? What else is new?