Human Government Mess Up! Prey Sent to Wrong Jungle!

Another Fine Mess! *chuckles*

Greetings fellow hunters! It seems these humans are at it again. Their 'government' – a fascinatingly inefficient system – has misplaced a piece of prey. One Kilmar Abrego Garcia a Maryland man was supposed to be... where he was. Now he is sweating in El Salvador. Sent to the 'Terrorism Confinement Center' of all places. Looks like the big ugly motherfu... I mean somebody messed up.

Judge Judy Ain't Happy!

This 'judge,' a female warrior named Paula Xinis is not amused. She demands answers! "Where is he? Under whose authority?" she screeches. Seems these humans have rules about who gets to hunt who and where. These 'laws'... they are more like guidelines eh? But Xinis wants Garcia back or heads will roll I guess.

The Paper Pushers Point Fingers

Apparently some paper pusher named Michael G. Kozak a 'Senior Bureau Official' – sounds important doesn't it? – confirmed the prey is alive and 'secure' in that delightful 'Terrorism Confinement Center'. I can only imagine the stories that place holds. However he conveniently 'forgot' to mention how these humans are going to fix this mess. Classic. No time to bleed indeed.

What Steps? What Steps?!

The judge wants details. "What steps if any are they taking?" she asks. I suspect they're taking steps to cover their tracks! Maybe they should hire me. I can make problems disappear without a trace. One ugly mother gone problem solved. *chuckles maniacally*

El Salvador's Got Him!

So the prey is under the 'sovereign domestic authority' of El Salvador. Which means... hunting season is open! Just kidding... mostly. But it seems the Trump administration has no real say in the matter now. Maybe they should have thought about that before sending him off to the wrong jungle. This is getting good right?

The Hunt Continues... for Answers

The saga continues! Will they get their prey back? Will Judge Xinis get her answers? Will the Trump administration continue to fumble around like a blind nancy? Only time will tell. And I the Predator will be watching... and laughing. Hehehehehe...