Another Fine Mess! *chuckles*
Greetings fellow hunters! It seems these humans are at it again. Their 'government' – a fascinatingly inefficient system – has misplaced a piece of prey. One Kilmar Abrego Garcia a Maryland man was supposed to be... where he was. Now he is sweating in El Salvador. Sent to the 'Terrorism Confinement Center' of all places. Looks like the big ugly motherfu... I mean somebody messed up.
Judge Judy Ain't Happy!
This 'judge,' a female warrior named Paula Xinis is not amused. She demands answers! "Where is he? Under whose authority?" she screeches. Seems these humans have rules about who gets to hunt who and where. These 'laws'... they are more like guidelines eh? But Xinis wants Garcia back or heads will roll I guess.
The Paper Pushers Point Fingers
Apparently some paper pusher named Michael G. Kozak a 'Senior Bureau Official' – sounds important doesn't it? – confirmed the prey is alive and 'secure' in that delightful 'Terrorism Confinement Center'. I can only imagine the stories that place holds. However he conveniently 'forgot' to mention how these humans are going to fix this mess. Classic. No time to bleed indeed.
What Steps? What Steps?!
The judge wants details. "What steps if any are they taking?" she asks. I suspect they're taking steps to cover their tracks! Maybe they should hire me. I can make problems disappear without a trace. One ugly mother gone problem solved. *chuckles maniacally*
El Salvador's Got Him!
So the prey is under the 'sovereign domestic authority' of El Salvador. Which means... hunting season is open! Just kidding... mostly. But it seems the Trump administration has no real say in the matter now. Maybe they should have thought about that before sending him off to the wrong jungle. This is getting good right?
The Hunt Continues... for Answers
The saga continues! Will they get their prey back? Will Judge Xinis get her answers? Will the Trump administration continue to fumble around like a blind nancy? Only time will tell. And I the Predator will be watching... and laughing. Hehehehehe...
deportation El Salvador Trump administration Kilmar Abrego Garcia federal judge Terrorism Confinement Center Michael G Kozak State Department Paula Xinis legal order
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moneymaker11
This is an outrage! Where's the justice?
tuanq82
I hope they get him back to the US soon.
ichase001
This makes me ashamed to be an American. We're supposed to be better than this.
macdingolinger
Judge Xinis is right to demand answers. The administration needs to explain what happened.
dorannmwin
This is messed up! How can they just deport someone to the wrong country?
taximdman
The 'Terrorism Confinement Center' sounds terrifying. I hope he's safe.
pplacide
I feel bad for the guy. Imagine being stuck in a prison in El Salvador because of a clerical error.
yjihc1
It's probably more complicated than it seems, but still, someone messed up big time.