Greta's Gaza Gamble: No Trophies for This Hunt, Says Israel!

Predator's Log: The Hunt Denied!

What in the jungle is this? A small noisy female Greta Thunberg and her pack of bleeding heart activists attempt to breach the Gaza blockade. The humans call it 'humanitarian aid.' I call it…a waste of my thermal vision! Israel it seems wants no trophies from this particular hunt. "If it bleeds we can kill it," but apparently not if it's carrying kale chips and virtue signals. Pity.

Katz's Claws: Turning Back the Tide

Defense Minister Katz a worthy adversary stands firm. "You should turn back," he barks. "You will not make it to Gaza." A clear message even a rookie hunter could understand. The excuse? Preventing Hamas from importing weapons. Clever. Hide the real hunt behind a wall of politics. But I see you Katz. I see your true intentions... Or you know maybe I just need to recalibrate my plasma caster.

Madleen's Mayhem: Jammed in the Jungle

The Freedom Flotilla's ship the *Madleen* faces electronic interference. Someone jamming their comms and tracking. Invisible to the eye but not to my senses. A Brazilian human named Ávila cries foul on social media. “Someone is jamming our equipment,” he squawks. Pathetic. If you can't handle the interference you don't deserve the prize. I smell fear...and vegan sunscreen.

Hassan's Hassle: A Barred Huntress

Rima Hassan a French politician barred from entering Israel. Her crime? Opposing Israeli policies. A huntress denied her prey. "Get to the chopper!" Wait wrong situation. Still the message is clear: No entry. This is starting to get interesting... maybe.

Aid and Agony: A Starving Territory

Israel allows *some* aid but the humans whine about famine. They cry for lifted blockades and ended offensives. Weak. The true hunter takes what he needs. But I do appreciate their tenacity. To quote Dillon "Stick around."

Blockade Blues: The Price of War

Since 2007 Gaza has been under varying degrees of blockade. Critics call it collective punishment. Israel says it's necessary security. I say…it's complicated. But one thing is clear: This planet is full of targets. The Oct 7 attack the hostages the casualties... This is a bloodbath. Perhaps these humans need a real predator to thin the herd. The Gaza Health Ministry says the casualties have exceeded 54000. Such a waste. All potential trophies...