Mr. Bean's Take: Trump's Tariff Tantrums and Flying Machines!

Trump's Tariff Trouble: A Right Royal Mess!

Right so these tariffs... Blimey! It's like when I tried to paint my flat and ended up with more paint on Mrs. Wicket. Honestly! Apparently President Trump who reminds me a bit of Teddy when he's had too much marmalade decided to put a whopping 50% tax on things from Europe. Thankfully he's put it off for now but the trouble it's caused! I bet even Teddy is fed up with this one. “Think carefully!” as I always say when deciding what to wear.

Macron's Magic: Airbus Takes Flight in Vietnam!

President Macron the fancy French fella went to Vietnam. And guess what? They bought 20 of those Airbus planes! It’s like when I bought that tiny car but much much bigger. I wonder if they have trouble parking those things... probably not as much trouble as me mind you! Remember the time I drove on the roof of my car? Now that's what I call strategic parking.

Volvo's Woes: Goodbye Jobs Hello... Trouble?

Oh dear Volvo the car people are laying off 3,000 people! Mostly the ones sitting at desks apparently. It seems like Mr. Trump's tariffs have made them a bit wobbly a bit like when I tried to build a shelf. Things didn't quite go to plan and the whole thing came crashing down. Perhaps they should try gluing things together with superglue like I did with Teddy when he lost an arm? It works wonders!

Investor Panic? Don't Forget the Sandwich!

Everyone's getting their knickers in a twist over these tariffs! Investors are worried markets are jumping about like fleas on a dog. But remember even when things look bad there's always time for a good sandwich. Maybe even two! A little bit of cheese and pickle and you're ready to face anything even a 50% tariff!

Buffett's Wisdom: Pass the Marmalade!

Apparently some bloke named Buffett – not the all you can eat kind sadly – is stepping down. But what did he teach us? Well not how to make a sandwich. But don't worry I have a few ideas to improve any situation. Especially when you are in trouble like when I was trying to study for my Maths exam.

Cher iffic: Still Going Strong!

And finally Cher! Still singing still shining still… well still Cher! She's been famous for 60 years! That's longer than I've been trying to start my car in the morning. She even helps animals! Perhaps she could help Teddy who keeps losing his stuffing. “It's all in the mind.” Mr. Bean