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Mr. Bean reports on the chaos at Tesla as Elon Musk's political antics spark investor worries and a sharp 'Shut up!' image

Elon's American Party Pooper? Tesla's Topsy-Turvy Turns Political!

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:04
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Mr. Bean deciphers the Bank of Japan's pickle: wages down, prices up, and Uncle Sam's tariffs looming. Oh, bother! image

Wages Woes and Yen's Yawn: Japan's Money Troubles!

Mon 07 July, 2025 23:50
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Mr. Bean stumbles upon Wall Street's worries about Constellation Brands, offering his unique (and slightly clueless) take on the situation. image

Oh, Booze! Constellation Brands' Stock Troubles? A Bean's Eye View!

Mon 07 July, 2025 11:38
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Mr. Bean stumbles upon some stock tips from Morgan Stanley, leading to chaotic contemplation of Chewy, Ulta, and other curious companies. image

Bean's Brilliant Buys: Stocks That Spark Joy (and Maybe a Profit!)

Sat 05 July, 2025 12:22
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Mr. Bean steps up at Safe Superintelligence after Meta's messy moves, proving even a simple fellow can lead the robot revolution... if Teddy lets him. image

Bean Brains Behind AI: Me Takes Charge!

Thu 03 July, 2025 17:08
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Mr. Bean investigates why Lucid's electric cars aren't selling like hotcakes (or should I say, electric cakes?) and what it all means for the future of driving...and maybe tea breaks. image

Lucid Dreams or Electric Nightmares? Bean's Take on the EV Market!

Thu 03 July, 2025 09:43
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Mr. Bean stumbles upon the stock market, finds health care stocks surprisingly appealing (and cheap!), and wonders if he should sell his Mini. image

Teddy and I Say: Health Care Stocks? It's Elementary, My Dear Investors!

Wed 02 July, 2025 16:06
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Mr. Bean investigates the potential health insurance chaos caused by changes to US healthcare, including possible Medicaid cuts and new work requirements. Oh dear! image

Mr. Bean's Big Wobbly Worries About Trump's 'Beautiful' Bill!

Tue 01 July, 2025 22:09
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Mr. Bean reports on why Goldman Sachs thinks Hasbro, the makers of wonderful things like Monopoly, could be getting even more wonderful, especially with their games! image

Teddy's Triumph! Hasbro's Games Get a Gold Star (and Maybe a Biscuit?)

Tue 01 July, 2025 11:15
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Mr. Bean reports on Robinhood's crazy plan to give everyone a piece of SpaceX and OpenAI – but only in Europe! What about Teddy? image

Bean Bucks Bonanza! Robinhood Goes Nuts with Space Shares!

Mon 30 June, 2025 17:30
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