Bean Brains Behind AI: Me Takes Charge!

Right So Where's the Steering Wheel?

Well hello! It's me Mr. Bean! You know the one with the yellow car and the best friend named Teddy. Turns out even *I* can understand this 'AI' business. Apparently Mr. Ilya Sutskever is now the big cheese at something called Safe Superintelligence. Sounds important doesn't it? Like really REALLY important. Almost as important as finding the right parking spot. He used to be with some blokes at OpenAI but now he's off doing his own thing. Good for him! More room for me to park eh? I wonder if Teddy likes AI...

Meta's Monkey Business: They Wanted to Buy My Beans!

Now this Mr. Zuckerberg at Meta well he's been a bit busy hasn't he? Throwing money around like confetti at a church wedding! Apparently he tried to buy Safe Superintelligence. But Mr. Sutskever said 'NO!' A firm 'NO!' mind you. I know how he feels. People always want my beans on toast. It's the best dish! He also poached Mr. Daniel Gross the previous CEO of SSI. Reminds me of that time I tried to poach an egg with a grenade. Didn't go well. But I have to say that “you’ve got to try everything once.”

Teddy's Takeover: The Real Superintelligence?

So this Safe Superintelligence place is worth get this $32 billion! That's more than all the baked beans in the world! And they're keeping it independent. Mr. Sutskever said they have the 'compute,' the 'team,' and they know what to do. Sounds like a good plan. My plan is to teach Teddy how to operate the TV remote. Now THAT'S superintelligence! “It’s not easy being green.” Unless you're Teddy. Then it's quite easy.

New Boss Same Bean

Apparently Mr. Daniel Levy is now the 'president' of Safe Superintelligence. Sounds important. I was once president of the queue at the cinema. Didn't last long. Someone pushed in. Honestly! But the good news is that Mr. Sutskever is still in charge of the technical bits. Which is good because well someone needs to know how to plug things in. Now if only I could find my keys...

The Great Escape (From Meta)

So it seems Mr. Zuckerberg is off trying to get all the AI blokes and he just lost one. Reminds me of the time when the chicken got away. Honestly that chicken knew how to create chaos! I have to say that “use your head” or in this case I have to say that they should use theirs. I wonder if chicken work with AI because if that’s the case… We are all doomed!

Keep Calm and Bean On!

Well there you have it! Mr. Bean's take on the AI takeover. Just remember even if robots rule the world there's always time for a nice cup of tea and a biscuit. And perhaps Teddy will be leading the revolution… Who knows?! After all “look what I can do.”