Bean There, Done That: Ex-Starbucks CEO Does Cartwheels Over Coffee Comeback!

A Cartwheel of Caffeine?

Right then! News just in! Apparently this Mr. Howard Schultz the old boss of the coffee shop Starbucks did a *cartwheel*. A cartwheel mind you! He did it in his own house! Why? Because the new boss a Mr. Brian Niccol wants to make Starbucks more like well Starbucks. Makes you think doesn't it? Like when I tried to paint my flat and ended up wearing more paint than the walls. Sometimes simple is best. Just like a good cuppa with a splash of milk eh Teddy?

Back to Basics (and Biscuits!)

Apparently Starbucks hasn't been doing so well lately. Sales gone down culture all muddled up like my gravy when I tried to make a Christmas turkey! So Mr. Niccol is bringing it back to basics. Like when I tried to cook Christmas dinner and ended up with a turkey on my head! Apparently they are focusing more on the coffee not all those fancy discounts and promotions. Good! Maybe they'll start giving out biscuits again. Now that's a proper incentive!

The Old Boss is Watching...

Now this is where it gets interesting. It seems that the previous boss before Mr. Niccol wasn't doing such a good job. Mr. Schultz even went on the internet to complain! Said they needed to sort out the ordering system and get some proper new drinks. A bit like when I tried to fix my Mini and ended up with more bits on the floor than inside the engine. But Mr. Schultz says it's more than just drinks it's the whole 'culture' thing. Sounds a bit serious for a coffee shop if you ask me. More like a university...or prison! Ha!

Nice one Niccol!

So Mr. Niccol seems to have impressed everyone even the cartwheeling Mr. Schultz. The share price has gone up like my Mini when I accidentally put a rocket on it. They're even bringing back comfy seats and writing messages on the cups! Like when I tried to write a love letter but ended up drawing a picture of a sausage. Very thoughtful. All in all sounds like things are looking up for the coffee shop. Maybe they'll give me free coffee now? Eh Teddy?

Gravy Not Discount!

It all boils down to knowing what the customer wants. What I want? Bean wants the world to know is gravy. You cannot buy Gravy with promotions you can only get gravy with a bit of luck and a bit of genius touch in the kitchen. This Starbucks coffee needs the equivalent they need the secret gravy!

Will Bean Get Free Coffee?

The question remains will Bean ever get free coffee at Starbucks for writing this article? I think that is the right reward for reporting this good news. After all even Bean enjoys a good strong plain coffee now and then. Just like how he enjoys painting things using explosives. Coffee and explosion coffee splosion!