
Wah! What's This Trade Talk?
Hey everybody! It's Jackie! You know me I usually kick bad guys not balance sheets. But this U.S. U.K. trade thing? Even I'm scratching my head! Seems like they're doing business now. Like when I try to order noodles in America – always a surprise what I get!
U.S. Stocks Go Up U.K. Stocks Go Down: Is This a Joke?
So the news says the U.S. is happy stocks going up like I'm climbing a building in 'Who Am I?'. But in the U.K. the FTSE 100 went down. Down down down! Like when I miss a stunt and land on… well you get the picture! Someone's not doing their kung fu properly! Remember 'Don't think just do!' But maybe in this case think a little…
Tariffs: The Ultimate Face Off!
Tariffs tariffs! Sounds like a villain in one of my movies! Trump put a 10% tariff on U.K. stuff and it's staying there. Like trying to get a stubborn donkey to move! The U.K. gets some breaks but is it enough? Hmmm… 'Sometimes you have to fight dirty!' But in trade maybe 'fight fair' is better? I don't know I'm an actor not an economist!
Bank of England Cuts Rates: Slippery Slope or Smart Move?
The Bank of England is cutting interest rates faster than I can climb a bamboo ladder! They say it's because things are slowing down. Inflation is cooling like after a good fight! But will it help? It's like trying to fix a broken vase with chopsticks – tricky!
Bitcoin Bonanza and Coinbase Blues!
Bitcoin is soaring past $100,000! Like a dragon flying into the sky! But Coinbase isn't so happy. Trading is down like my energy after a long day of stunts! It's all up and down up and down! Very confusing! Maybe I should stick to fighting…
First American Pope: Holy Moly!
Wow! An American Pope! That's big news! Trump is happy saying it's a 'Great Honor for our Country'. Maybe now we'll have better luck with trade deals! Who knows? But remember 'No matter what happens just keep moving forward!'
renitaperrone
I'd trust Jackie Chan to negotiate a trade deal over most politicians.
Rhoda
Now that's what I call edutainment!
drknlvly6781
This trade deal is more confusing than trying to follow the plot of 'Police Story 3'.
Myhzeri
I never thought I'd see the day when Jackie Chan was commenting on trade agreements!