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Jackie Chan gives his hilarious take on a White House advisor comparing the impact of Trump's tariffs to a meteorite strike, reminding us that sometimes, life is just a series of crazy stunts you have to roll with. image

White House Advisor Says Trump Tariffs Like Meteorite Strike? Eh, I've Dodged Worse!

Tue 08 July, 2025 17:55
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Jackie Chan gives his take on the controversy surrounding Sequoia Capital partner Shaun Maguire's comments about a New York mayoral candidate, the resulting open letter, and the intersection of politics and business. image

Holy Smokes! Venture Capitalist Does WHAT?! Jackie Chan Reacts!

Mon 07 July, 2025 23:55
3 minutes to read

Jackie Chan gives his take on the US trade deal uncertainty, offering a blend of action movie wisdom and humorous commentary on potential trade scenarios. image

Wah! Trade Wars? Jackie Chan Says: "Don't Use Your Head, Use Your Fist... But Maybe Negotiate First!"

Mon 07 July, 2025 12:03
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A comedic look at the U.S. trade deal situation, filled with action, humor, and the signature Jackie Chan spirit, as investors await potential announcements amid market volatility. image

Wah! U.S. Trade Deals: Will They Punch Through the Uncertainty?

Mon 07 July, 2025 12:03
2 minutes to read

Your favorite action star shares his hilarious take on a Utah research station simulating life on Mars, complete with space suits and breakfast meetings! image

Holy Crab Cakes! Jackie Chan Checks Out Mars on Earth!?

Sat 05 July, 2025 13:00
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Jackie Chan comments on Elon Musk's xAI obtaining a permit for its Memphis supercomputer, amid environmental concerns and protests, blending humor and action. image

Holy Smokes! Is Elon Musk Playing Real-Life 'Rush Hour' With Tennessee Air?

Thu 03 July, 2025 22:07
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Jackie Chan weighs in on the U.S. House passing Trump's tax and spending bill, a victory as improbable as him doing ballet. image

Wah! Republicans Do the Impossible: Like a Drunken Master Balancing a Mountain of Dim Sum!

Thu 03 July, 2025 08:30
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Jackie Chan comments on Constellation Brands' recent earnings dip due to tariffs and softened beer demand, with a dash of humor and a promise to still kick financial goals by 2026! image

Holy Constellation Brands, Batman! Tariffs Punch Beer Profits!

Wed 02 July, 2025 15:34
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Jackie Chan reports on Google using its Doodle to showcase its new AI-powered search product, AI Mode, in a move to compete with other AI startups. image

Holy Toledo! Google Does Kung Fu with AI Mode!

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:50
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Jackie Chan humorously dissects the US Senate's 'vote-a-rama' over Trump's megabill, highlighting the political acrobatics and potential for hilarious attack ads. image

Holy Vote-a-Rama, Batman! Even Jackie Chan Can't Understand This US Senate Chaos!

Mon 30 June, 2025 17:56
3 minutes to read