Holy Smokes! Buffett Passes the Torch Like a Scene from a Police Story!

94 Years Young and Still Kicking...Decisions!

Okay folks Jackie here! Just heard the news from Omaha. Warren Buffett that wise old owl is handing over the reins to Greg Abel. 94 years old! That's like... almost as many bones as I've broken in my career! But seriously good for him. He’s proving that even the biggest bosses know when it’s time to let the younger generation take the lead like when I let Chris Tucker do the talking in Rush Hour!

Abel Takes the Wheel: Is This a Police Story Sequel?

So Greg Abel is the new CEO. Designated successor since 2021 they say. Seems like a smooth transition unlike my stunts which are never smooth! This Abel guy must be pretty good if Buffett trusts him with his whole empire. I wonder if he knows martial arts? Maybe we can do a movie together: 'The Investor and The Protector'!

Buffett's Not Selling: He's Sticking Around Like Glue!

Buffett says he’s not selling a single share. That’s some serious commitment! He's gonna 'hang around' to help he says. Sounds like me trying to retire from action movies! They always pull me back in! But hey having a mentor around is never a bad thing. Everyone needs a good 'Sifu,' even billionaires!

Berkshire's Future: More Promising Than a Drunken Master's Punch?

Buffett thinks Berkshire will be better under Abel's management. That's a big statement! It's like saying my next movie will have more action than 'Police Story'! High expectations! But I'm sure Abel's got this. He's probably got spreadsheets and strategies coming out his ears!

Chairman or Not? The Boardroom Brawl Begins!

Now the big question: will Abel also be chairman? That's like wondering if I'll ever stop doing my own stunts. Probably not! These boardroom battles can be intense. I hope they resolve it peacefully... unlike some of my movie fight scenes!

Stay Tuned Folks! More Action to Come!

This is breaking news folks! Just like when I’m breaking tables and chairs! Gotta stay tuned for more updates. Who knows what other surprises are in store? Maybe Buffett will start doing his own stunts! Now that would be a movie I'd pay to see!