Giggity! Nvidia's Jensen Huang Makes UK Leaders Pant Like I Do Over a Hot Stewardess!

Huang Mania: More Popular Than a Free Lap Dance!

Alright! So the big news is that Jensen Huang the head honcho at Nvidia – and apparently the "godfather of AI" according to some nerd – hit up London Tech Week. And let me tell you the excitement was palpable like when you accidentally walk into a sorority house! People were lining up to see him like he was giving away free Viagra… or you know something I'd actually use. It was bigger than Bonnie Swanson's backside!

Iron Man or Data Man? Who Cares He's Rich!

One geek even compared Huang to Iron Man! Giggity! A billionaire tech genius? Sounds like my kind of party. Maybe I can convince him to fund my new dating app: 'Quagmire's Quickies'. It'll be revolutionary… or at least get me a few dates. Alll Right!!

UK Gets the 'Giggity' Stamp of Approval

But seriously Huang was all about the UK. He called it the "envy of the world" and praised its AI scene. That's like me saying a girl has a nice personality… and then winking so hard my eye almost pops out! The UK is in a "Goldilocks circumstance" he says like a hot blonde porridge enthusiast.

Starmer's Speech: Almost as Animated as My Pick Up Lines!

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer was practically drooling over Nvidia's investments. He was talking about AI helping hospitals and schools which is all fine and dandy but I'm more interested in how AI can help me find the perfect woman! Maybe an AI girlfriend that actually laughs at my jokes? Giggity!

Upskilling Tech Workers: Teaching Old Dogs New Tricks?

Huang also said Nvidia wants to help upskill tech workers. I'm hoping they'll teach me how to hack into the Victoria's Secret website… for research purposes of course! Giggity Giggity Giggity!

Europe's Huang Fever: Everyone Wants a Piece of the Pie!

So Huang's off to Paris next. Seems like all of Europe wants a piece of the Nvidia pie. Well I always say the more the merrier! Especially if that 'pie' involves attractive women. Alright!!!