Giggity! Congress Passes Tax Bill, More Money for Giggity-Good Times!

The One Big Beautiful... Bill!

Giggity giggity goo! Your favorite horndog Glen Quagmire here to break down this whole tax hullabaloo. Apparently Congress and that Trump fella passed a tax bill! They are calling it a 'one big beautiful' bill I think the only beautiful thing I care about is a lady and her big.... nevermind. This bill makes Trump's tax cuts stick around like that rash I got on spring break. And listen to this they are giving seniors a 'bonus'! Giggity! Now that's what I call a stimulus package!

Senior 'Bonus'? Sounds Gigitty to Me!

Now I am not exactly a senior citizen yet (even though some ladies call me 'old faithful') but this 'bonus' thing has me intrigued. Hopefully it is enough to fund my next trip to... well you know. Plus they are making state and local tax deductions bigger! I could deduct all those 'massage therapy' bills... theoretically. And a bigger estate and gift tax exemption? I might actually leave something behind other than a trail of broken hearts.

Tips Overtime and Auto Loans: Oh My!

The article goes on to say they are giving breaks for 'tip income'. Now you're talking my language! All those years of 'exceptional service' finally paying off! Overtime pay too? Maybe Joe can finally afford that solid gold toilet he's been eyeing. And even auto loans get a break? Looks like the Quagmobile might be getting an upgrade! Giggity!

Tax Advantaged Savings for Children? Seriously?

Okay this is where I lose a little steam. A savings account for CHILDREN? Who even thinks about that? I mean I guess it is good for the future but honestly I'd rather focus on the present especially if the present involves a lady with a… well you get the picture. It is like that time I tried to give financial advice to Brian disastrous!

Check Out Our Guide and Maybe Check Out Me?

The article says you should check out their guide to figure out how this all affects your wallet. Smart idea! But hey if you're looking for a *personal* guide to life's pleasures you know where to find me. Giggity! After all as I always say 'Life of pleasure is the measure!'

Giggity! Now Go Forth and Prosper (and Party)!

So there you have it folks. A tax bill that could actually put some extra jingle in your pockets. Now go forth prosper and maybe... just maybe... use that extra cash to live a little! Because as your pal Quagmire knows 'It's always a good time for a party!' Giggity giggity goo! Giggity All Right!