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Ex-Prime Minister Rishi Sunak slides back into Goldman Sachs as a senior advisor, proving that once a banker, always a banker... Giggity! image

Giggity! From Parliament to Paychecks: Rishi Sunak's Back in the Banking Game!

Tue 08 July, 2025 15:19
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Worried about the market's ups and downs? I've got the lowdown on some giggity-good dividend stocks that'll keep your portfolio perky, even when things get shaky! image

Giggity Good Investments Navigating Market Mayhem with Defensive Dividend Delights!

Mon 07 July, 2025 19:31
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Former President Trump threatens additional tariffs on countries aligning with BRICS, while the bloc criticizes his protectionist policies. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! Trump Slaps Tariffs on Countries Cozying Up to BRICS!

Mon 07 July, 2025 04:25
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Uncle Quagmire breaks down the new tax bill: More money for everyone, especially if you're good at, uh, 'tipping'. image

Giggity! Congress Passes Tax Bill, More Money for Giggity-Good Times!

Fri 04 July, 2025 17:56
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Quagmire Reports: CoreWeave gets the first taste of Nvidia's Blackwell Ultra, and things are heating up faster than my dating life! image

Giggity! Nvidia's New Chip Has Me Feeling...Intelligent?

Thu 03 July, 2025 16:31
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House Republicans are struggling to pass Trump's tax and spending bill, facing opposition from both moderate and conservative factions. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! Trump's 'Mega-Bill' Flops Harder Than I Do On A First Date!

Thu 03 July, 2025 04:02
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Glen Quagmire reports on the UK's economic woes, political drama, and whether Rachel Reeves is about to get 'alright!' out of her job. image

Giggity! UK Economy Gets the Quagmire Treatment: Is Fiscal Responsibility Going Down?

Wed 02 July, 2025 14:24
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AeroVironment stock dips after announcing a $750 million stock offering and $600 million debt note, despite recent gains and a Trump-fueled drone production boost. Giggity giggity goo! image

Giggity! Drone Maker AeroVironment Takes a Dive... But Will It Bounce Back?

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:00
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Emerging economies are urged to develop 'sovereign AI' to maintain control over their data and technology, ensuring autonomy and meeting unique needs, rather than relying on English-based models. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! Nations Need Their Own AI, Or Else! (And Maybe Some Lingerie Models)

Tue 01 July, 2025 03:47
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Oracle's stock skyrockets after a cloud deal projected to rake in over $30 billion annually, starting in 2028. Safra Catz is about to drop some serious knowledge! image

Giggity! Oracle's Cloud Deal Makes It Rain... Money!

Mon 30 June, 2025 15:33
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