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Despite rising costs, a college degree typically offers a solid return on investment, but major choice and graduation time play key roles. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

College Still Worth It Giggety! Or Is It?

Fri 18 April, 2025 13:00
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Global Payments' stock plummeted after announcing its acquisition of Worldpay for over $24 billion while simultaneously selling its Issuer Solutions business. Wall Street isn't thrilled, but is this a 'giggity' move or a 'who else but Quagmire' moment? image

Global Payments Just Did WHAT?! You Won't Believe It!

Thu 17 April, 2025 16:38
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A Giggity-fueled report on Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni's visit to Washington to meet with Donald Trump amidst trade tensions with the EU, exploring potential outcomes and impacts. image

Meloni and Trump Behind Closed Doors What REALLY Happened?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 05:55
4 minutes to read

Wall Street banks are swimming in cash after a wild first quarter fueled by Trump's policies, leaving regional banks in the dust. Giggity! image

Giggity Giggity Wall Street Scores Bigly Thanks to Trump Chaos! Are You Ready for More?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 15:30
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China shakes up its trade negotiation team, appointing Li Chenggang as vice minister of commerce amid ongoing trade tensions with the U.S., while also reshuffling other key government positions. Giggity! image

Giggity Giggity China's Trade Team Gets a Makeover! Are They Ready for Some Action?

Wed 16 April, 2025 04:11
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India's inflation rate dips to 3.34% in March, paving the way for potential interest rate cuts to stimulate economic growth, but Quagmire is more interested in those

India's Inflation Plunges! More Rate Cuts on the Way Giggity Giggity Goo!

Tue 15 April, 2025 13:35
2 minutes to read

Chipmaker Onsemi withdraws its massive bid for Allegro MicroSystems after facing resistance, leaving the automotive industry buzzing and yours truly wondering what could have been... image

Onsemi and Allegro Did WHAT?! You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

Mon 14 April, 2025 21:48
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Time's running out to file your taxes, fellas! Get an extension, claim those refunds, and avoid those pesky IRS penalties. Giggity! image

Tax Deadline Panic?! Giggity Giggity Let's Talk About Extensions and Refunds!

Mon 14 April, 2025 11:55
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Glen Quagmire reports on Japan's plan to strengthen the yen, addressing rising living costs and trade talks with the U.S., while pondering the implications for international relations and personal opportunities. image

Weak Yen Got You Down Giggety! Japan's Solution Will Shock You!

Sun 13 April, 2025 07:05
3 minutes to read

Gold prices are soaring amidst economic uncertainty, but experts are divided on whether it's a golden opportunity or a fool's errand. Let's dive in, shall we? image

Giggity! Is Gold About to Get Lucky or Are You Too Late to the Party!?

Fri 11 April, 2025 16:12
3 minutes to read