Giggity! BYD Overtakes Tesla in Europe, Leaving Elon in the Dust!

Holy Schnikes! A New Sheriff in Town!

Alright! Alright! Alright! Looks like someone's been a busy little beaver! This is Glen Quagmire reporting live from my swivel chair. You won't believe it folks but BYD the Chinese company just outsold Tesla in Europe last month. Tesla the car that Elon built. Imagine that! It's like Lois finally choosing me over Peter... wait no that's never happened. But still it's a big deal! Giggity!

Tesla's Tumble: Did Someone Spike the Punch?

Apparently Tesla's sales dropped like my pants at a bachelorette party. Down 49%! That's gotta sting. Some folks are saying it's 'cause of those protests against Elon Musk. Maybe people are finally realizing that tweeting isn't the same as ya know driving a smooth ride. Speaking of smooth rides I've got a few of my own. Giggity!

BYD's Booty Call: Expanding Faster Than My Little Black Book

BYD is growing faster than Peter's waistline after a beer drinking contest. They're expanding all over Europe even planning a new plant in Hungary. Hungary huh? Sounds like a place where I could really... expand my horizons if you know what I mean. Giggity Giggity Goo!

Tariffs? More Like 'Terri Flipped' Tables!

The EU tried to slap some tariffs on those Chinese EVs but BYD just shrugged it off like I shrug off responsibility. They diversified their lineup with plug in hybrids which aren't targeted by the tariffs. Smart move! It's like sneaking into a party through the back door... a backdoor I'm very familiar with. Giggity!

Hybrid Hysteria: Not Just For Grandpa Anymore!

Turns out everyone's going crazy for hybrids. Registrations are up! Who knew people actually wanted to save the planet? I thought everyone was just as interested in a good time as I am. But hey if it gets me closer to a lady I'm all for it. Giggity!

Elon's Meltdown: Should've Stayed Away From Politics Giggity!

Tesla's stock is down Elon's catching flak for his politics and BYD is laughing all the way to the bank. Serves him right! Next time Elon stick to building cars and leave the Twitter rants to me. Speaking of rants anyone wanna hear about my latest escapade at the Drunken Clam? Giggity!