Stupid is as Stocks Do: CrowdStrike, Microsoft, and Tesla, According to Me!

Run CrowdStrike Run!

Now Mr. Eddie Ghabour a smart fella from Key Advisors Group he was talkin' 'bout these here stocks on the TV. First up he mentioned CrowdStrike. Said it was like Jenny in a hurricane – gonna be HUGE! Seems this company does somethin' with computers and keepin' 'em safe from bad folks. He said their earnin's are comin' and they might just do real good. Like when I ran that football all the way to the end zone! Up 42% this year already believe it or not! Mr. Ghabour said folks gonna want cybersecurity for a long time. Makes sense – gotta protect them shrimp boats too!

Microsoft: A Box of Chocolates?

Then he started yappin' 'bout Microsoft. Said it might be the best of the best – like Bubba was with shrimp. They got this thing called 'AI' artificial intelligence which I reckon is like havin' a smart friend in your computer. He said they’re puttin’ lots of money into it so they should do real good this year. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get – I guess that goes for stocks too! Up almost 10% so far.

Elon and the DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency)

Next up was Tesla that's them fancy electric car folks. Apparently Mr. Elon Musk he was messin' around with politics but Mr. Ghabour thinks he’s gonna stop that foolishness. Like when I played ping pong for the army but got back to shrimpin' eventually! He reckons now Mr. Musk is back to focusin' on his cars the stock might go back up like a rocket. Down 15% this year so plenty of room to go up!

More Than Just a Car Y'all

Mr. Ghabour also said Tesla ain't just about cars no more. He thinks it’s all about that AI stuff again! Like Lieutenant Dan always said 'Adapt and overcome!' He reckons people are lookin' at the wrong things focusin' on car sales when they should be lookin' at the bigger picture. I don't know much about big pictures but I do know a good shrimp when I see one!

Run Forrest Invest!

So there you have it. CrowdStrike Microsoft and Tesla. One's gonna protect yer computer one's got them smart machines and one's makin' fancy cars. Mr. Ghabour seems to think they're all gonna do good. Me? I'm just Forrest Gump. But I reckon if a smart fella like him says it's a good idea maybe it is.

And That's All I Have to Say About That

Anyway that’s what I heard on the news. I hope it makes sense 'cause sometimes even I don't know what I'm talkin' about. But like Mama always said "Life is a box of chocolates Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get." And maybe just maybe one of these here stocks will be that chocolate with the caramel filling.