Elon's America Party Got Me Thinkin' 'Bout Boxes of Chocolates and Stock Tumbles!

Life is Like a Box of Stocks...

Mama always said "Life is like a box of chocolates Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get." And the stock market? Well it's kinda the same. One day you're eatin' a coconut cream the next you're stuck with a nutty cluster that you gotta chew on for a while. Like that Elon Musk fella. He's startin' a new party called the 'America Party.' President Trump he ain't too happy 'bout it called it 'ridiculous.' Anyways Tesla Elon's company went down almost 8%. Just goes to show sometimes you gotta run Forrest run away from them bad stocks.

Uber's Run Forrest Run!

Now Uber they're doin' a whole lot better. Seems like everyone's ridin' around just like me runnin' across the country. Their shares hit an all time high! Nearly 60% up this year. Makes you think maybe I shoulda invested instead of just runnin'. But then again Jenny always said I was simple maybe too simple to understand them fancy stocks.

Gold and Prisons? That's All I Have To Say About That

Royal Gold they went down a bit after buyin' some other companies. And then there's them prison companies Geo Group and CoreCivic. They went up. I don't rightly understand it but seems like if more folks are goin' to jail they make more money. Jenny wouldn't like that too much.

Stellantis Transitioning Like Me From Shrimp to Ping Pong

Stellantis the Jeep and Chrysler folks they're down too. Some fella at a bank downgraded them said they're havin' trouble with them electric cars in Europe. Kinda like when I was learnin' ping pong – took me a while to transition from just hittin' the ball to bein' a champion. But they just need to keep on truckin' ya know?

Rare Earth and Eczema Things I Never Thought I'd Hear About

Then there's MP Materials somethin' about rare earth and China. Sounds complicated like tryin' to understand why Jenny did the things she did. And Apogee Therapeutics they got medicine for eczema. Well good for them. I never had eczema just a good ol' case of runnin' shoes and a heart full of love.

That's All I Have to Say About That.

Now there's more stuff like SolarEdge and CrowdStrike and Shell but honestly my head's startin' to hurt. Seems like some companies are goin' up some are goin' down. Just like life. So I'm gonna go catch some shrimp. Maybe Bubba was right shrimp is the best investment after all. That's all I have to say about that.